Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 28

Chapter 28: Sausage Party!

The team settled at Sackenhack.

“Home sweet home!” Pinky hollered.

“This is an average community.” Shannon commented.

“I bet my key is some safe place.” Pinky said.

The heroes suddenly stumbled with Pinky’s buddies Babs Byuteman and JJ Jameson.

“Pinky! You’re back!” Babs hollered.

“Welcome home, dude!” JJ hollered.

“Hey guys! Meet our newest guests!” Pinky hollered, introducing Babs and JJ to the Nicktoons.

“It’s very nice to meet you both.” Rudy commented.

“Hooray! More and more friends!” SpongeBob hollered.

“The reason I’ve brought them here is to find my awesome key. Do you guys wanna join us?” Pinky asked to Babs and JJ.

“Awesome!” JJ hollered.

“We’re always here for you!” Babs hollered.

“Thanks, guys! We need all the help we can get to fight Alzarax!” Pinky hollered.

“Alzarax?” Babs asked.

“Who the heck is that?!” JJ asked, freaking out.

“The wretched boogeyman, of course!” Pinky replied, freaking out as well.

“Not only that, this place is also infested with Alzarax’s prisoners.” Jimmy explained.

“Well, we need to take lots and LOTS of great care.” Pinky said.

Then, something ambushed the heroes.

“Everyone! Are you alright?” Asami asked.

“Somehow.” Michelangelo replied.

“What was that?” Raphael asked.

The Slicer Rangers X going by the names of Jeff, Ticci Toby, Nina, Smile Dog, Jane and Sally have arrived.

“Hey there, targets.” Jeff replied.

“Who the heck you are?” Pinky asked.

“We’re the Slicer Rangers X.” Nina replied.

“Our boss made it clear to have you and your friends turned into hot dogs. We’re going to do just that.” Jane explained.

The Slicer Rangers X then cornered the heroes who didn’t see it coming.

“Give us a warning, why don‘cha?” Dagget asked.

The Nicktoons then banded together.

“Expose them!” Jimmy hollered.

“Finally! A sign of attack!” Raphael hollered.

The Nicktoons used all their might to defeat their foes with everything they got.

“You want some hot dog? Get some bite!” Pinky hollered, rapidly firing barbecue sauce at his opponents. The Slicer Rangers X were no match for the unbeatable team. Then, multiple monsters emerged.

“I guess those are Alzarax’s prisoners.” Norbert said.

“No kidding.” Squidward said.

“Vicious elemental monsters.” Donatello said.

Then, Hazel and her humongous pet cat Pancake arrived on scene.

“Pancake, give the loudest roar ever heard!” Hazel hollered.

“I’ll do it!” Pancake hollered.

The monsters cornered the heroes. Then, Pancake used his powerful lion roar to blast the monsters. The Nicktoons were quite surprised.

“What a gigantic surprise!” Eliza hollered.

“Surprised, I’m guessing?” Hazel asked.

“A whole lot!” El Tigre hollered.

“My name’s Hazel and this is my best friend Pancake.” Hazel explained, introducing herself and Pancake to the Nicktoons.

“Nice to meet you, huh?” Pancake asked.

“More than that.” Stimpy replied.

“I think one of those monsters dropped something.” Babs said, retrieving Pinky’s key.

“This is so shinning!” Pinky hollered.

“No comment.” JJ said.

“Did the old hermit crab just summon you?” Sid asked.

“Of course he did, even if out of my own will.” Pancake replied.

“With as many allies as you get, Pancake will be the most courageous alpha predator.” Hazel explained.

“Welcome to the felidae club.” Cat said.

Then, the Nicktoons returned to Volcano Island, taking Babs, JJ, Hazel and Pancake with them. There, Sam Sharp saw a glimpse of another world.

“The next key is at Wonderland.” Sam Sharp explained.

“It’s my own park!” June Bailey hollered.

“Your own park?” Jimmy asked.

“Yes. I created with with my own imagination when I was just a kid. As my sense of whimsy grew up, it had fully became the real location.” June Bailey replied.

“Wow, dude. Your place is totally smashing!” Luna hollered.

“We need this and the next secret keys to find Alzarax.” Jimmy explained.

The portal appeared as the team went inside, heading towards Wonderland. Then, some of Sheen’s alien friends from Zeenu have arrived.

“You really need to stop summoning other heroes. You’re downright tired.” Nesmith explained.

“I know. I know. You’re the last ones and that’s it. Those guys including Sheen need your help.” The Wise Old Crab explained.

“We won’t let you down.” Aseefa said.

“Can’t wait to see Sheen again.” Doppy explained.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 27

Lincoln and Lana's intro dialogue by MandaPanda (cartoonist99)

Chapter 27: (No) Such Luck!

The team arrived at Fortune City, the hometown of Hap.

“Whoaa... This is cool!” Lana hollered, watching the surroundings.

“It’s almost like we’re in a fable of some sorts! Hey! Maybe we should write a fairy tale about this wonder experience!” Lincoln hollered.

“But wouldn’t it be a documentary since this is actually happening?” Lana asked.

“Fairy tales sell more from what I’m told. But we should come up with a name...” Lincoln replied.

“Nicktoons’ Magical Adventure?” Lana asked.

“Too cheesy...” Lincoln replied.

“I know! How about... Nicktoons: Quest of the Mystical Keys!” Lana hollered.

Lincoln smirked and nodded, making Lana have a cheeky smile.

“My key must be somewhere... Where is it?” Hap asked.

Then, Hap stumbled into his friends Shannon, Sammy and Reggie who happened to be possessed by the Excarders.

“Guys! You look all creepy! What’s going on?!” Hap asked, freaking out.

“They’re possessed by the Excarders!” Rocko hollered.

“We need to save them by force!” Phoebe hollered.

“If this is how it must be done, luck be a lady.” Hap said.

“Save them by all means necessary!” Jimmy hollered.

Then, the heroes fought bravely to remove the Excarders from the minds of Hap’s gang. However, bad luck suddenly struck.

“It’s the curse of the thirteenth number!” Chuckie wailed.

“They didn’t left me any choice!” Hap hollered, throwing his bucks at his friends.

The Excarders suddenly vanished.

“I’m a little teapot...” Reggie said, singing a song in a ditzy way.

“My head is more heavy than usual...” Sammy said.

“Hap? What happened?” Shannon asked.

“If I told you guys, you won’t believe it anyway.” Hap replied.

“We need to find a key to save the world.” Jimmy explained.

“You look so familiar. Coincidence?” Reggie asked, turning to Ickis.

“Sure. You’re a floppy-eared red monster just like me!” Ickis replied.

“We need to find a certain key to save the universe.” Hap explained.

“A key?” Sammy asked.

“Ooooh, did you just win a certain contest?” Reggie asked.

“Wait a minute, it’s that same key we’ve just saw while we were visiting Houlihan’s castle first time!” Shannon hollered.

“Mind if we just pay a visit to Houlihan just one now time?” Reggie asked.

“Ummm... I don’t know, guys. But considering that the big bad dragon was finally brought to justice, maybe I’d like to glance its treasures once again and safely.” Hap replied.

Therefore, the Nicktoons headed to Houlihan’s castle.

“OMG, just look at this place!” Leni hollered.

“My perfect palace!” Lola hollered, drooling at the treasures and the interiors.

“Well, well, well. Looks like my familiar guests have returned. And they’ve brought in new ones.” Houlihan explained, appearing out of nowhere.

“H-Houlihan...?” Hap asked, creeped out.

“I’ve returned to apologize for the misfortune I’ve caused to you and your friends and family.” Houlihan replied.

“Don’t buy it, Hap. You don’t know how many trick he has in his sleeves.” Shannon explained.

“Okay. I know you’re here to make amends, but can you tell me where to find my key?” Hap asked.

“So you wanted to find this?” Houlihan asked, showing Hap’s key.

“Oh yes! My own kind of key!” Hap replied.

“Once I give this to Alzarax, I’ll finally get my revenge for you inflicting endless bad luck on me.” Houlihan explained, turning himself into a monstrous dragon, the same one who stole the lucky pot of gold from Hap’s ancestors.

“That was a really bad move.” Reggie commented.

“Slay that dragon!” Jimmy hollered.

The Nicktoons fought bravely to put an end on Houlihan’s villainy. However, Houlihan managed to take Helga hostage.

“AAAAAAH!!” Helga screamed as Houlihan’s claws snatched her.

“NOOO!” Arnold screamed.

“ARNOLD!” Helga screamed back.

“YES! YES! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT! ONE MORE STEP AHEAD, THIS UNIBROW GIRL SHALL BE MY SNACK!” Houlihan roared, gloating.

Houlihan left the castle and marched towards Fortune City, spreading chaos and destruction.

“This Houlihan is thrashing our city!” Reggie hollered.

“Plenty of innocent women and children are getting murdered!” Sammy hollered.

“You thought Alzarax would spread much mass destruction...” Lynn commented.

“Quit lamenting it! We need to save Helga and Fortune City from that reptilian psycho!” Ronnie Anne hollered.

“Okay!” Shannon hollered.

The Nicktoons used planes to confront Houlihan who was seen stomping, crushing and incinerating innocent people and their properties.

“This is why I’ve emigrated from Japan!” A Japanese elf hollered, fleeing the rampaging Houlihan who was climbing a tower.

“Picking defenseless women up does make you feel good, isn’t it?” Helga asked, sarcastically.

“Oh yes. The treasures that make me rich also happen to be strong female women and girls...” Houlihan replied, only to be cut off by the football-head kid’s voice.

“Houlihan! Take your stinky claws off my girl, you damn dirty dragon!” Arnold hollered.

“Ha! Think you can scare me, football-head? I’ve burned every single McSweeney ancestor and I can do it with all of you!” Houlihan hollered, gloating.

The Nicktoons started shooting Houlihan who managed to retaliate by crashing one of their planes.

“Mayday! Mayday!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison as their plane crashed into a building.

“This dragon won’t give up!” Raphael hollered, as Houlihan managed to decimate more planes.

“Hey, Houlihan! You want some gold? I’ll give you some gold!” Hap hollered, tossing bucks on Houlihan who began burning them in annoyance.

Then, a thunderstorm formed and finally gave Houlihan his rightful comeuppance as he fell down the tower. Arnold managed to save Helga and Hap retrieved his key.

“This will be the last time you’ve inflicted me misery, Hap! Mark my words!” Houlihan hollered as he ran away.

“Hap, who is that Alzarax?” Sammy asked.

“Really bad luck.” Hap replied.

“We’ll help you make sure you won’t suffer again.” Shannon explained.

“At your service, McSweeney.” Reggie said.

“We’ll be ready for the next adventure!” Sammy hollered.

“Thanks.” Hap said.

“But Hap, how did you manage to defeat Houlihan?” Arnold asked.

“Every time I toss a magic coin into a burning fire, bad luck suddenly strikes whoever does bad things. I used this to my advantage.” Hap replied.

The heroes later returned to Volcano Island where they witnessed a glimpse of another world.

“It’s Sackenhack! My place!” Pinky hollered.

“Well, let’s move!” Jimmy hollered.

Suddenly, the heroes went through the portal, heading towards Sackenhack, Pinky’s hometown.