terça-feira, 4 de agosto de 2020

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 39

Special thanks to MrAnimatedToon for additional dialogue.

Chapter 39: Endgame!

A fierce battle between Alzarax and Heroic Extreme began at a split second. Alzarax unleashed some unwavering fury on Heroic Extreme. The heroes refused to give up at any cost.

“We can’t give up!” Jenny hollered.

“Keep going, Heroic Extreme!” Korra hollered.

“John Wayne, eat your heart out!” Lynn hollered.

The Nicktoons held onto their very lives, betting everything on Heroic Extreme who punched Alzarax with all of his might. Alzarax unleashed unwavering mass power on Heroic Extreme. The heroes could feel its pain. Alzarax began to duplicate himself.

“Which one is the real one?” Timmy asked.

Alzarax and his copies shockwaved the heroes and Heroic Extreme.

“Shockingly deadly.” Olly said.

“Big blow!” Lynn hollered.

“No hitting below the hair!” Lola hollered.

“I’m too pretty to get hit!” Leni hollered.

Alzarax’s copies formed back to the original one. Then, the others could sense the heroes’ pinch.

“Come on, guys. You can’t lose.” Mako said.

“Make the Shortmans proud, Arnold!” Grandpa Phil hollered.

“If you lose to that creep, then kiss your plans of world domination goodbye, Zim!” Dib hollered.

“Don’t give up.” Bea said.

“Don’t lose to him.” Bolin said.

“Release your inner monster.” Oblina said.

“Trust your creativity.” Rapsheeba said.

“You’re the wonder of Wonderland.” Greta said.

“Use the power of nature.” Darwin said.

“Please be alright.” Chuckie said.

“Siganme los buenos!” Ronnie Anne hollered.

“Make him crazy or you’ll be crazy forever!” Powdered Toast Man hollered.

“LOUDS!” The Casagrandes, McBrides, Changs, Lincoln’s classmates, Chunk and Sam Sharp’s bandmates hollered in unison.

“Fight until the very end!” The other Nicktoons hollered in unison.

Then, the heroes could hear their friends from the other side.

“Our friends are right... We can’t let this go downhill for us...” Jimmy said.

“Only Sam can make my song take flight...” Luna said.

“Somehow, we’ll find a way...” Danny said.

“Like we always do.” Tak said.

“With great power comes great responsibility.” Mighty Mouse said.

“It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.” Rocko said.

“My animal friends will do anything they can to save their home. We need to do the same.” Eliza said.

“LOUDS! TOGETHER! STRONG!” The Loud kids hollered in unison.

“Move it, you fool! We’ve got work to do!” Ren hollered.

“Righty-O, Ren!” Stimpy hollered.

The Nicktoons became determined as ever.

“Alzarax! Watch out! Because we’re taking you down!” The Nicktoons hollered in unison.

“YOU DIRTY LITTLE F%€£!!! WE’RE GONNA PERSONALLY MURDER YOU!!! IF YOU DON’T SURRENDER, YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN HELL!!!” Luna roared.

“This is where the magic happens!” Lincoln hollered.

Heroic Extreme began to duplicate himself as well and then barricaded Alzarax who was getting a lot of damage.

“Ezekiel 25:17 - ‘The path of the righteous kid is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of the villains. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through Nano Space. For he’s truly his siblings’ keeper and the mighty whitey savior. And I’m gonna strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to hurt my siblings! And you’ll know I’m a bad girl and the meanest sister when I lay my vengeance upon you!!!!” Lucy hollered.

“Eat our slime!” Lana and Lola hollered in unison.

“Have a taste of our fury, creep!” Jenny hollered.

“This is for Chalkzone!” Rudy hollered.

“SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE FRIEND!!!!” The Nicktoons hollered in unison.

“Hasta la vista, baby!!!” Luna and Lynn hollered in unison.

The heroes raised their fists one by one as their powerful teamwork combined with Heroic Extreme’s power stroke Alzarax who was at his final breath.

“Impossible...! I can’t lose to some multidimensional assholes...! I just can’t...!” Alzarax hollered, vanishing without a single trace.

The Nicktoons have done it. They’ve done the impossible.

“It’s over...” Arnold said.

“We’ve defeated Alzarax and saved the multiverse.” Leonardo explained.

“Hooray! We did it!” SpongeBob hollered.

“Alright! Way to go, team!” Harpy hollered.

“Our efforts paid off!” Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Henry, June, Ickis, Malachi, Seventeen, Ansi, Olly, Saraline, Helga, Harvey, Mighty Mouse, Snap, Penny, Tommy Pickles, Hap and Norbert hollered in unison.

“This one is for our fans!” Lincoln, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lola and Lisa hollered in unison.

“Long live the Louds!” Lori, Leni and Lucy hollered in unison.

“I’m the king of the world!!!” Pinky hollered.

“Once again, the day is saved thanks to...MUSCULAR BEAVER!” Dagget hollered.

“We won! It’s stomping time!” Stimpy hollered.

“No, wait you FOO...” Ren hollered, before being stomped by Stimpy.

“And my teacher said I was wasting my time drawing cartoons!” Rudy hollered.

“What a day for this wallaby to endure!” Rocko hollered.

“Dog, honestly! Is this REALLY the best time for you to be scratching itself like this right now?...well, actually...I think I got an itch right there. Keep going. Ahh. That’s the stuff.” Cat said.

“Great job, everybody.” Jimmy said.

“I think we can take a little rest.” June Bailey explained.

“I second that.” Patrick said.

“Me too.” SpongeBob said.

The heroes all agreed.

“Only if I got to destroy the Earth.” Zim scoffed.

“Not happening, dude.” Danny said.

“I bet we won’t have to deal with him anymore.” Rocko explained.

Then, a portal appeared.

“It’s a portal to get us out of Nano Space.” Wanda said.

“Bummer. I was starting to like it here.” Cosmo said.

“Let’s go, guys. Our friends are waiting for us.” Tak explained.

“Take us home, Heroic Extreme.” Jimmy said.

Heroic Extreme followed Jimmy’s order as he soared into the portal, heading to Volcano Island. The portal closed afterwards.

“Brad, do you think Jenny and the others beat him?” Tuck asked.

“Who knows, little bro.” Brad replied.

“I wish I could see her again.” Sam Sharp said, tear-eyed.

“Look!” Sandy hollered.

Heroic Extreme appeared at high stake.

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!! WE’VE JUST GIVEN YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU REALLY ASKED FOR!!!” Luna hollered, with her echoing voice at the top of her lungs.

The heroes who were on board on Heroic Extreme waved to their friends.

“It’s SpongeBob and Patrick!” Mr. Krabs hollered.

“Joy...” Squidward said, sarcastically.

“Jimmy!” Carl, Sheen and Libby hollered in unison.

“Danny!” Sam, Tucker and Dani hollered in unison.

“Jenny!” Brad, Tuck and Sheldon hollered in unison.

“Hey Arnold!!!” Grandpa Phil, Grandma Gertie, Gerald, Phoebe, Harold, Rhonda, Sid, Stinky, Nadine, Eugene, Sheena and Curly hollered in unison.

“Helga...?!” Miriam asked, dumbfounded.

“June Bailey!” Greta, Boomer, Steve, Gus and Cooper hollered in unison.

“Mighty Mouse!” Heckle, Jeckle, Deputy Dawg, Gandy, Sourpuss, Scrappy, Bat-Bat, Bernie, Samor, Gas, Strongman and the Sloth hollered in unison.

“Quack!” Dinky hollered.

“Harpy!” Opal, Ash and Humphrey hollered in unison.

“Tommy!” Chuckie, Angelica, Susie, Phil and Lil hollered in unison.

“Harvey!” Fee and Foo hollered in unison.

“Rudy! Penny! Snap!” Rapsheeba and Blocky hollered in unison.

“Hap!” Shannon, Reggie and Sammy hollered in unison.

“Manny!” Frida hollered.

“CatDog!” Winslow, Lola Caricola, Mervis and Dunglap hollered in unison.

“Ickis!” Krumm and Oblina hollered in unison.

“Ren! Stimpy!” Svën, Muddy, Mr. Horse and Powdered Toast Man hollered in unison.

“Beavers!” Truckee, Barry and Bing hollered in unison.

“Eliza!” Darwin and Debbie hollered in unison.

“Korra!” Mako, Bolin and Asami hollered in unison.

“Kids!” Mr. Loud, Rita, Albert and Myrtle hollered in unison.

“Linky!” The Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, Zach, Rusty, Liam, Stella and Girl Jordan hollered in unison.

“Babe!” Bobby hollered, waving his arms.

“L-Lo-Lori!” Clyde hollered, nosebleeding.

“Cariño!” Carlino hollered.

“Lunes!” Sam Sharp, Ruth, George and Chunk hollered in unison.

“LJ!” Margo, Paula and the Fox quintuplets hollered in unison.

“Guys!” April, Casey and Karai hollered in unison.

“Henry! June!” The Offbeats hollered in unison.

“Rocko!” Heffer and Filburt hollered in unison.

“Timmy!” Sparky hollered.

“Meow!” Gary hollered.

“Pinky!” Babs and JJ hollered in unison.

“Malachi! Seventeen! Brian!” Purdy, Tanner, Neiman, Braden, Martha and Kennedy hollered in unison.

“Ansi! Olly! Saraline!” Julia, Clara Rhone, Goodness, Leif, Wendell, Dennis, Stacey, Katherine Alice and Tony hollered in unison.

The heroes descended off the Heroic Extreme. Cindy punched Jimmy in the shoulder.

“You did it, Nerdtron.” Cindy said.

“Guess so.” Jimmy said.

“Alright! That was smashing!” Chunk hollered.

“You really think so?” Luna asked.

“That was wicked! I loved the way you blew Alzarax’s head up with your multi strings.” Sam Sharp replied.

“Aww... thanks, Sam.” Luna said.

“That’s what friends are for.” Sam Sharp explained.

“I’m just glad I can go back to rockin’ with you guys.” Luna said.

“Thanks, Lunes.” Chunk said.

Sam Sharp, Ruth, George and Chunk gave Luna a group hug. Dr. Wakeman hugged her ‘daughter’.

“XJ9! I was so worried!” Dr. Wakeman hollered.

“Mom, you’re embarrassing me.” Jenny said.

“That’s some big robot.” Sandy said.

“A really BIG one.” Agent Xero said.

“Feels like a walking Dutch oven.” Cad commented.

“Alzarax is gone-gone, right?” Frida asked.

“Yep.” El Tigre replied.

“That was incredible!” Margo hollered.

“No big deal. He wasn’t too much.” Lynn explained.

“Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!” Pam hollered.

“Best babysitter ever!” Stevie hollered.

“Lori? Babe? Do you want to marry me?” Bobby asked, showing Lori the wedding ring.

“B-Bobby...? Is this true...?” Lori asked, tear-eyed in joy.

“Yes! Accept this as a reward for teaching that no-good Alzarax a great lesson about la família!” Bobby replied.

“I accept it, boo-boo bear!” Lori hollered, hugging Bobby.

“Great work, heroes. I knew you would pull through.” The Wise Old Crab explained.

“Thank YOU for helping us again, Shelly.” SpongeBob said.

“On the contrary, you managed to be victorious.” Chadbot explained.

“Were you alright, SpongeBob and Patrick?” SpongeGlob asked.

“A little scratches here and there. But I’m all good.” SpongeBob replied.

“Same here.” Patrick said.

Jimmy began to set the coordinates to each respective universe of each Nicktoon hero.

“I think it’s time for us to go to our separate ways once again.” Jimmy explained.

“Hey, will we see each other again?” Jenny asked.

“Yeah? Will we?” Harpy asked.

Jimmy smiled alongside Timmy, Danny, SpongeBob and Tak.

“It’s a strong bet we will as long as you have these.” Jimmy replied, giving each of his new comrades his Neutron caller.

“Thanks for the adventure.” Leonardo said.

“Don’t forget to autograph my comics. You’re a big hit where I’m from!” Rocko hollered.

The Turtles signed the comics Rocko was handling.

“If you guys need me and my family again, I’ll be heading to college with Bobby at Great Lakes City.” Lori explained.

“I think it’s time for a multi-dimensional farewell photo. Don’t you agree?” Chadbot explained.

The heroes all agreed. Along with the Wise Old Crab, Chadbot and SpongeGlob, they gathered in one place. SpongeBob clanged onto Squidward as usual.

“Get away from me, SpongeBob.” Squidward said.

“Everybody say... Victory!” The Wise Old Crab hollered.

“Victory!” The Nicktoons hollered in unison.

“Victory...” Squidward said, moaning.

“Meow!” Gary hollered.

The picture began to click. A large picture with the Nicktoons and their allies was
seen.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 38

Special thanks to MrAnimatedToon and chimafan1 for additional dialogue and to CoyoteRom and BoglinAbbey for the characters Semira, William, Noelle, Bram, Deka, Nazarie, Jessika and Catrina.

Chapter 38: Together as One Team!

Back in Volcano Island, Shelley could feel something.

“What’s wrong, Wise Old Crab?” April asked.

“He has got them...” The Wise Old Crab replied.

“That’s right. Alzarax has gotten your friends in deep peril.” The Wise Old Crab explained.

His comments made the heroes slightly upset.

“Oh, that humongous brute!” Cad hollered.

“My best fry cook cannot lose this way!” Mr. Krabs hollered.

“I’m sure he can.” Squidward said.

“That little square dude will keep on going!” Sandy hollered.

“June Bailey won’t lose!” Greta hollered.

“We’ll have faith in her!” Boomer, Steve, Gus and Cooper hollered in unison.

“And the others!” Semira, William, Noelle, Bram, Deka, Nazarie, Jessika and Catrina hollered in unison.

Sam stepped forward.

“I...I refuse to believe that. As long as we fight...and as long as Danny and the others make a comeback, we won’t lose!” Sam said.

“We still have that big Excarder to finish.” Tucker said.

“Then let’s bring it home! For our friends!” Jeera hollered.

“Let’s get the tank and blow this big thing up!” Grandpa Phil hollered.

“SKREEEEOOOOONKK!!!” [REPTAR KILL BIG BAD EXCARDER!!!] Reptar roared.

Therefore, the other heroes went bent on destroying the giant Excarder. In the underground, the Loud parents, the Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, Lincoln’s schoolmates, the Fox quintuplets, Chunk and Sam Sharp’s bandmates put their finishing touches into the explosives required to at least neutralize the ginormous Excarder, allowing the other Nicktoons to put it out of its misery.

“This should do it.” George said.

“Come on, George! We did what we could do enough!” Ruth hollered.

“Everybody... SCRAM!!!” Rita hollered, as the entire Royal Woods/Great Lakes City gang stormed off to safety and detonated the explosives with their remote controls to cause the giant Excarder stumble and fall in the pit hard.

Meanwhile, back in Nano Space, the main heroes have fallen in a deep pit of despair.

“He’s...too...powerful...” Jimmy said.

“He’s surely strong...” Danny said.

“No matter how much we try, he’s one step ahead...” Timmy said.

“He’s unstoppable...” Tak said.

“The feeling of losing...I’ve never felt before...” SpongeBob said.

“Me neither...” Patrick said.

“Does this mean we’ve lost?” Korra asked.

“Has he won...?” Leonardo asked.

“It can’t be...” Donatello replied.

“All of our work...for nothing...” Raphael explained.

“And now, he’s still moving forward to destroy the multiverse.” Michelangelo explained.

“We’ve failed our friends...our family...our loved ones...” Arnold said, tear-eyed.

“At least, we’ll suffer together for eternity, football-head...” Helga commented, tear-eyed as well.

“There’s just one thing I fear: failure...” Lincoln said.

“It’s literally terrible... Our whole future has gotten its days numbered and our power is fading away... It’s too much pressure... We’re blowing everything we hold the dearest...” Lori said, tear-eyed.

“I’m melting... I’m melting... Oh, what a world... what a world...” Leni said, breaking down in tears.

“It’s over now the music of the night...” Luna said, as though she was going to cry.

“Everybody’s a critic...” Luan said.

“Who am I kidding...? I have no idea of what I’m doing... And now I’m probably the laughing stock of the multiverse because he’s always on the top... I deserve this after being a jerk to my poor brother just because I’ve lost one baseball match...” Lynn said, as though she was also going to cry.

“Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair... Down we plunge to the prison of my mind... Down that path into darkness deep as hell...” Lucy said.

“I want my mommy...” Lana whimpered.

“I want her more...” Lola cried.

“Am I out of order...? This whole war is out of order...” Lisa commented.

“There has to be a way...” Jenny said.

“One way to pull it off...” June Bailey said.

“It’s no use. It’s over for us.” El Tigre explained.

“Cat, I feel... tired. Need nap... now.” Dog said.

“Today... is a extremely fateful one...” Rocko commented.

“Oh... the pain... the suffering...” Ren said.

“I don’t like any of this...” Stimpy said.

“We’re so KaBlammed...” June said.

“Let’s just face reality...” Henry said.

“I’ve become bad luck again...” Hap said.

“Darwin... Donnie... Debbie... I’m so sorry...” Eliza said.

“I just wanted my family to stay with me forever...” Tommy Pickles said.

“There’s no point in moving forward.” Harvey explained.

“We’ve lost...” Harpy said.

“He won...” Penny said.

“It’ll take more than an oversized eraser to save me from this torment...” Snap commented.

“Cartoons are now a dying art...” Rudy said.

“I don’t feel so good... I don’t wanna go...” Mighty Mouse said.

“I wonder how is to die like a grilled hot dog...” Pinky said.

“Is this over?” Seventeen asked.

“Please, don’t say it.” Malachi replied.

“I’ll never eat zucchini casserole again...” Olly commented.

“We’re doomed...” Saraline said.

“We were so close to winning...” Ansi said.

“I’m sure the Gromble will give me a big F if he sees this...” Ickis said.

“I’m certain that nothing could change. And this is coming from an irken who’s still bent on destroying Earth.” Zim explained.

“Sorry... I only cry at weddings...” Norbert said.

“Mother of mercy, is this the end of Muscular Beaver?” Dagget asked.

“No! It’s not over! As long as there are worlds to be saved, we can’t lose to Alzarax!” Jimmy hollered, clutching his fists.

The heroes were inspired by Jimmy’s words.

“Timmy, do you remember when we first met?” Jimmy asked.

“Of course.” Timmy replied.

“It was just like yesterday.” Wanda said.

“Good times. Good times.” Cosmo said.

A flashback depicting Jimmy and Timmy meeting each other and visiting each other’s worlds was shown.

“Then, after that, we met Danny and SpongeBob. That’s where we formed a team.” Jimmy explained.

“Oh yeah!” SpongeBob hollered.

“I could never forget that.” Danny explained.

A flashback showing Jimmy, Timmy, Danny and SpongeBob working together was shown.

“Then, not too long ago, Patrick, Sandy, Sam, Tak and even Zim joined our ranks.” SpongeBob explained.

“Right! Best moments of my life!” Patrick hollered.

“It was incredible.” Tak said.

A flashback showing the team battle the Mawgu, the Toybots and the Morphoids was shown.

“Finally, we met a bunch of new friends in this new fight.” Jimmy explained.

“You’re right on that one.” Korra said.

“Someone still has to look at the bright side.” Arnold said.

“We can still come through.” Jenny said.

“A wallaby’s gotta do what a wallaby’s gotta do.” Rocko said.

“My luck hasn’t still left me after all.” Hap said.

“Remember the anthem of the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.” Stimpy said.

“I’ve got my brother, sister and pet chimp to save.” Eliza said.

“If you need me, I’ll be bringing Alzarax’s head home tonight!” Lynn hollered.

“Sounds like it’s going to be fun!” Lincoln hollered.

“Hey dudes, I’m ready to take on Alzarax!” Luna hollered.

“Hey Luna, is Lynn your partner?” Leni asked.

“Yeah! She helped me kick some Excarder anus back. Plus, the Heroic Extreme can perform all abilities as we press the quantum plate together.” Luna replied.

“Well, I hope you guys have fun!” Luan hollered.

“Hey, can I give you some feedback about this?” Lynn asked.

“Sure thing. I heard that hero teams have cool names. Do you have one?” Luna asked.

“Sure do. We are...” Lynn replied.

“Lynnsanity and Lunatic!!! Yeahhhh!!!” Lynn and Luna hollered in unison.

“We won’t let Alzarax have his way!” Jimmy hollered.

Then, a bright light surrounded the heroes who regained consciousness.

“We’re back...” Danny said.

Heroic Extreme’s neon red eyes became gold as he was successfully rebooted and also donned a white cape.

“Heroic Extreme has become some sort of a superhero. By our wishes.” Tak explained.

“Alzarax!” Jimmy hollered.

“You’re going for more?” Alzarax asked, turning around as he sees Heroic Extreme and the heroes still standing.

“We’ll do something NOT nice!” Rocko replied.

“Allow me to show you the true meaning of fear!” Ickis hollered.

“Wait till Snap gets a load of you!” Rudy hollered.

“I’m gonna make an offer you can’t refuse!” Lola hollered.

“Are you laughing? Are you laughing at me?” Luan asked.

“I’m not a force to be reckoned with!” Eliza hollered.

“I’m a-fix in’ to kick your asp!” Pinky hollered.

“The fight is not over yet!” Timmy hollered.

“Far from it!” The Nicktoons hollered in unison.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 37

Special thanks to MrAnimatedToon for additional dialogue.

Chapter 37: The Ruthless Mastermind!


The Nicktoons were rather speechless upon seeing Alzarax with their own eyes.

“No words anymore?” Alzarax asked.

Lori farted in fear, though obviously she would claim it was her shoes.

“I’m surprised you’ve come this far.” Alzarax explained.

“Oh dear...” Rocko said, in horror.

“A-Attack!” Jimmy hollered, shivering in fear.

Jimmy then pushed his hand into the quantum as atoms came from Heroic Extreme’s head. Alzarax dodged them at ease. Jimmy gritted his teeth.

“Darn...” Jimmy said.

“It’s okay, Jimmy! I got it covered!” Danny hollered.

Danny pushed his hand into the quantum plate as ectoplasm was released from Heroic Extreme’s right hand. Alzarax dodged it as well.

“It’s like he’s invincible...” Danny said.

“I bet he’s not invincible for my bubbles!” SpongeBob hollered.

“Go, SpongeBob! Go!” Patrick hollered.

SpongeBob then pushed his hand into the quantum plate as bubbles from Heroic Extreme’s torso cane stewing around Alzarax who immediately destroyed the bubbles. SpongeBob was shocked.

“Guess I was wrong...” SpongeBob said.

“Let’s see if he can taste MY fury! Guys, do the honors.” Timmy said.

“You got it, Timmy!” Cosmo and Wanda hollered in unison.

Timmy, along with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, pushed their hands into the quantum plate as stars came spiraling around Alzarax who destroyed the stars as well.

“No problem! My juju can withstand this!” Tak hollered.

“Along with my power of my fist!” Patrick hollered.

Tak and Patrick both pushed their hands into the quantum plate as juju magic from Heroic Exfreme’s left hand appeared to strike at Alzarax. Its right hand became an overwhelming power of breakage thanks to Patrick’s bracelet. Alzarax dodged those instantly.

“N-no way...” Tak said.

“How?” Patrick asked.

“If power won’t work on him...then, maybe a little RAW power will!” Jenny hollered.

Jenny then pushed her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme’s legs went at high speed kicking at Alzarax who stopped him in his tracks.

“Not even the legs won’t work...” Jenny said.

“Jimmy! Switch us around! I think that we might do the job done!” Korra hollered.

“Alright! We’re counting on you!” Jimmy hollered.

Jimmy pressed the red button as the components of Heroic Extreme switched to those of Arnold, Helga, the Turtles, Mighty Mouse, Rocko, Korra, El Tigre, Ren/Stimpy, the Loud siblings, the Beavers, Ickis, Eliza, CatDog, Henry/June, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Harvey Beaks, Hap, Ansi/Olly/Saraline, Malachi/Seventeen/Brian, Harpy, Tommy Pickles and June Bailey. Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey immediately pushed their hands into the quantum plate.

“Let’s not lose to this joke, guys!” Leonardo hollered.

“Right!” Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo hollered in unison.

Heroic Extreme immediately welded the respective weapons of the four brothers to attack Alzarax at will.

“Such child’s play.” Alzarax said, disposing of the weapons.

“That guy’s a monster!” Raphael hollered.

“He just trashed our weapons like garbage!” Donatello hollered.

“Alzarax is too powerful. Helga, Rocko, let’s keep the sunny side up!” Arnold said, talking to Helga and Rocko.

“You say it, football-head!” Helga hollered.

“Let’s hope my jackhammering skills are up to the test.” Rocko said.

Therefore, Arnold, Helga and Rocko pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme summoned the power of the Green Eyes’ amulet to multiple punch Alzarax in the face. Alzarax retaliated.

“Oh COBBLERS!” Rocko hollered.

“No!” Arnold hollered.

“Criminy!” Helga hollered.

“Stay cool, guys! We can do this together!” Lincoln hollered.

“Hit me! Go on! Hit me!” Leni hollered.

“My hair doesn’t like you!” Lola hollered.

“Sing, my angel of music!” Luna hollered.

“Here comes the business end of my laughter!” Luan hollered.

“Lock and load, Louds!” Lynn hollered.

“Taste my mud!” Lana hollered.

“Let’s literally get it on!” Lori hollered.

“My next mission: get the ashes back!” Lucy hollered.

“Time to go postal!” Lisa hollered, sounding like a robot.

“Daaa daaaa daaaaaa daaaaaaa DAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Lily hollered.

The Loud kids slammed their fists onto the quantum plate as they took their rage on Alzarax who retaliated again.

“Dang it!” Lincoln hollered.

“OH! COME ON!!! WHY?!?! H-HOW DID HE DO THAT?!” Lynn asked, losing her shit.

“Houston! We got a problem!” Lisa hollered.

“Why do I get the feeling you’re measuring me?” Leni asked.

“Damn you, motherfucking thing! Nobody takes over the world but me, Zim!” Zim hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as mauve plasma was unleashed from Heroic Extreme’s torso. Alzarax flinched it away.

“Then, try firebending!” Korra hollered, pushing her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme unleashed firebending from both hands and immediately destroyed Alzarax with his new skills.

“Yes!” Korra said.

However, Alzarax remains standing in the field.

“No...” Korra said.

“Señorita...” El Tigre said.

“Manny! Let’s kick it!” June Bailey hollered.

“Okay!” El Tigre hollered.

El Tigre and June Bailey immediately pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme’s magic finger began to rapidly draw over Alzarax. Then, Heroic Extreme’s left hand slashed Alzarax.

“Alright!” El Tigre hollered.

“I CAN’T believe this worked!” June Bailey hollered.

“You’ll pay for that...” Alzarax growled.

“Dog! Fetch!” Cat hollered.

CatDog pushed their paws into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme nearly slaughtered Alzarax with his claws and teeth. Alzarax fought back with little to no scratches.

“THIS will put stars in his eyes!” Mighty Mouse hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme punched Alzarax in his face. Alzarax punched Heroic Extreme in the face back.

“Move it or YOU’RE DEAD!!!” Ickis hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme delivered a very scary roar against Alzarax who didn’t seem to mind.

“You won’t cross the webbed toes of me, MUSCULAR BEAVER!” Dagget hollered.

“Took the words out of my mouth, Dag!” Norbert hollered.

The Beavers pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme buttkicked Alzarax who stomped his foot.

“Whaaaaaaaaat? An unexpected development!” Dagget hollered.

“Draw something, bucko!” Snap hollered.

“Hurry!” Penny hollered.

“I got it!” Rudy hollered.

Rudy, Penny and Snap pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme drew a net to restrain Alzarax who broke himself free.

“You should be ashamed of yourself!” Seventeen hollered.

“I’ll back you up!” Malachi hollered.

Malachi, Seventeen and Brian pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme grabbed Alzarax by his wrists. Alzarax turned the tables and tossed him.

“Pinky, let’s show him what kids like us can do!” Harvey hollered.

“Piece of cake!” Pinky hollered.

Harvey and Pinky pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme subdued Alzarax who got its upper hand.

“You shall not pass!” Harpy hollered.

“There are three of us and you’re a single one!” June hollered.

“Beat it!” Henry hollered.

Harpy, Henry and June pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme used magic and cartoon physics to overpower Alzarax who got away unscratched.

“It’s my chance!” Tommy Pickles hollered, touching the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme pissed lots of milk on Alzarax’s face, infuriating him.

“Get ready for carnage!” Olly hollered.

“This is for the Wayne!” Saraline hollered.

“For Julia!” Ansi hollered.

Ansi and the Timberses pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme overpowered Alzarax who recouped its strengths.

“Let him see nature unleashed!” Eliza hollered, pushing her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme used fire, water, earth, wind and plants to crush Alzarax who evaded from nature’s wrath.

“Let’s see if my luck works.” Hap said, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme tossed liquid gold into Alzarax who was pissed even more.

“Don’t you wanna stay and cuddle?” Stimpy asked, sitting his big butt into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme farted on Alzarax who began to mercifully laugh.

“You people still don’t get the concept?” Alzarax asked.

The heroes blinked their eyes. Then, Alzarax absorbed all the enormous energy from all his subjects one by one. There stood a gigantic Excarder, the one that the other Nicktoons are currently dealing with right now.

“Look! He’s getting more power!” SpongeBob hollered.

“He absorbed his minions...” Jimmy explained.

“It’s time to face reality, young heroes. You cannot defeat me.” Alzarax explained, shockwaving Heroic Extreme, instantly hurting the heroes inside. The Nicktoons’ bodies couldn’t move a single inch.

“Now face the moment of despair.” Alzarax said, smiling.

quarta-feira, 18 de março de 2020

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 36

Thanks a lot to Pokejedservo, Sky-chicken, Jacques Stafford and MrAnimatedToon for additional dialogue.

Chapter 36: Assembling the Keys Together!

Jimmy and the gang have arrived back safely.

“Danny!” Sam hollered, hugging her fiancé.

“Easy there, Sam.” Danny said.

“We’re back!” Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang hollered in unison.

Sam Sharp gasped happily and hugged Lincoln, Lana, Luna, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang who smiled and hugged her back.

“Thanks for coming, guys.” Sam Sharp said, smiling.

“You’re welcome, Miss Sharp.” Lana said.

“Glad we came, Sammy.” Luna explained.

Sam Sharp kissed Luna, Lynn, Lana, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang.

“Awwww, Sam...” Lana said.

Sam Sharp giggled and carried Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lana in her arms. The three kids giggled back and Hops croaked happily.

“Mi hija, estás de vuelta!” Mr. Santiago hollered.

“We’re so happy you’ve returned.” Maria said.

“C’mon, Ronalda Anya! Tell me that my crystals were a success!” Rosa hollered, crying tears of joy.

“Your crystals are of the finest quality.” Ronnie Anne explained.

“Muchas gracias!” Rosa hollered.

“Wow. This place is fantastic.” Julia commented.

“Not bad for a potential resort.” Clara commented.

“I’m so infatuated with lots of technology around here!” Wendell hollered.

“Perfect.” Tony said.

The Chadbot and SpongeGlob appeared alongside the Wise Old Crab.

“Chadbot!” Danny, Timmy, Jimmy and Tak hollered in unison.

“SpongeGlob!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison, dogpiling on SpongeGlob.

“It’s good to see you guys too!” SpongeGlob hollered.

“Since you two are here, you’ve arrived to help us in our time in need?” Jimmy asked.

“That’s correct.” The Chadbot replied.

“You’ve helped us in the past. Now it’s our turn.” SpongeGlob explained.

“Much obliged for the assistance.” Timmy said.

Then, a voice was heard.

“Hi! Is anyone home?” Someone asked.

“Who’s saying it?” Gerald asked.

“This is Bobby Santiago!” Bobby replied.

“Boo-boo bear?!” Lori asked, excited.

“Is this an old message?” Rocko asked.

“He’s in the front door alongside an elderly couple.” Phoebe replied.

“Yes, that’s me. I drove Grandpa Loud and Mrs. Myrtle to see Linky and his sisters. Can you buzz us in?” Bobby asked.

“Why not?” The Wise Old Crab asked.

The front door was open and Bobby, Albert “Pop-Pop” Loud and Myrtle stepped inside the heroes’ base. The door closed afterwards.

“Bobby!” Lincoln and Ronnie Anne hollered in unison.

“Boo-boo bear!” Lori hollered.

“Hijo!” Mr. Santiago hollered.

“Mi bebé!” Maria hollered.

“Roberto!” The rest of the Casagrandes hollered in unison.

“Hi, babe, Hi, lil sis. Hi, bro. Hola, mamá y papá. Saludos todos.” Bobby said, greeting the two Loud siblings and his entire family.

“Lincoln Loud!” Albert hollered, waving his arms.

“Grandkids!” Myrtle hollered, doing the same.

“Pop-Pop! Gran-Gran!” The Loud kids hollered in unison.

“Dad!” Rita hollered.

“Daddy-in-law!” Mr. Loud hollered.

All Louds and Myrtle hugged each other.

“Bobby has told me great stories about you kids fighting the evil warlord alongside so many great heroes from other worlds, so we’ve all decided to give you lots of support on this time of crisis.” Myrtle explained.

“Thanks, guys.” The Loud kids said in unison.

“Now that the whole army including OCs and excluding the South Park guest stars has assembled, I think now it’s time to get down to business.” The Wise Old Crab explained.

“Absolutely.” Jimmy said, cracking his knuckles.

Danny immediately switched back to his normal human mode. Jimmy began to use his intelligent know-how.

“If I pinpoint Alzarax’s location with the keys we’ve gathered...” Jimmy said.

Jimmy non-stop began to click away on the keyboards. Lastly, the boy genius clicked on the enter button. Then, something shocked Jimmy.

“Oh no...” Jimmy said.

“What’s wrong, Jimmy?” Danny asked.

“You guys aren’t going to believe this, but... I’ve found Alzarax’s location...” Jimmy replied, rather stunned.

“But...it’s a good thing, right?” Cindy asked.

“No, it’s not.” Jimmy replied, shaking his head.

“Will Cheech and/or Chong report to the front desk?!” Luan asked, annoyed.

“His location isn’t anywhere in this area. It’s somewhere in a deep subspace called Nano Space.” Jimmy explained.

“Nano Space?” The Nicktoons asked in unison.

“Oh no, I’m not going anywhere near John ‘Khan’ Harrison!” Rusty hollered.

“I’m not sure.” Jimmy replied.

“This is gonna cost NASA a fortune!” Lisa hollered.

“I think that only the ones with the keys can go there...” Rocko said.

“It’s a worth shot.” El Tigre said.

“I suggest that the heroes who have the keys go to Nano Space and face Alzarax while the rest of us will fend off the onslaught that’s coming here...” Chadbot explained.

“Whoa! Who made you the commander?” Mole asked, rather shocked.

“Psssst.” Agent Xero said.

“No, he’s got a point.” Slash explained.

“Are you actually agreeing with the tin can, Spike?” Raphael asked, blurring out.

“What do you think, Jimmy?” Jenny asked.

Jimmy pondered a bit.

“Whatever you decide, we’ll support you.” Tak said, consulting Jimmy who nodded his head.

“Come on. Think, think, think.” Jimmy thought.

Several cells went through Jimmy’s head. It was about the keys forming together a miracle. Then, the idea came to Jimmy.

“Brain blast! Chadbot is right. We need to see this through. Everyone come with me. I have a plan.” Jimmy said.

Therefore, the heroes with the keys followed Jimmy to the dock pit. Then, something rumbled.

“What was that?!” April asked, frustrated.

“It’s coming from outside!” The Wise Old Crab hollered.

“I haven’t begun to fight yet!” Gandy hollered.

Therefore, the rest of the team along with the old hermit crab, Chadbot and SpongeGlob headed outside the Mawgu lair.

“Now we can settle this, heroes.” Scratch said.

“I’ve suspected from the start.” Ronnie Anne said.

“Not you dorks again.” Cindy said.

“Oh my lord, it’s Jerry Garcia!” Grandma Gertie hollered.

“This can’t be good...” Mr. Blik said.

“Literally. We’re dealing with Dr. Yolk, the Jellyfish Mage, Scratch and, surprisingly enough, the Dreamcatcher here.” Casey explained.

“Where’s Mean Bob when we need him?” Winslow asked.

“They’re going to get towards the others...” Sparky said.

“Not if we stop them first!” Mako hollered.

“Absolutely!” Bolin hollered.

“IF ANY OF THOSE SECOND-RATE MONSTERS DARE TO LAY ONE FINGER ON MY DEAR SWEET OLGA, I’LL POUND THEM ALL INTO A BLOODY PULP!!!!” Big Bob roared.

“Brace yourselves, heroes! As things will get a bit wild here!” SpongeGlob hollered.

“RRAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!” [Reptar no like puny Excarders!!! Reptar CRUSH!!!] Reptar hollered.

Meanwhile, the chosen wielders of the mysterious keys have gathered under one roof.

“So, what’s the plan, Jimmy?” Saraline asked.

“We’ll go to Nano Space.” Jimmy replied, stepping forward.

The heroes agreed with Jimmy.

“One small step for a Loud!” Lisa hollered

“But how are we supposed to get there?” June Bailey asked.

“Well, if we put our minds together, I’m sure something will come through out of this.” Jimmy replied.

“So much for satellite TV.” Rocko commented.

“Alright, everyone. Bring out your keys.” Jimmy explained.

Rocko, the Turtles, Arnold, Helga, Korra, Tommy Pickles, the Loud children, El Tigre, Zim, Ren/Stimpy, the Beavers, Ickis, CatDog, Eliza, Henry/June, SpongeBob, Patrick, Timmy, Danny and Tak took out their keys. June Bailey, Hap, Jenny, Mighty Mouse, Harvey Beaks, Seventeen/Malachi/Brian, Ansi/Olly/Saraline, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Harpy and Pinky took out their keys as well. Finally, Jimmy took out his own.

“AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Dog howled.

“Terrific.” Cat said.

“The keys became a giant robot!” Ren hollered.

“It’s rather huge...” Danny said.

“Great gumballs.” Rudy, Penny and Snap said in unison.

“Joy...” Stimpy said.

“Interesting. Better than what I had thought.” Zim explained.

“I think that we’re going to be just fine with this ultimate powerhouse here...” Jenny explained.

“I love a good Kubrick movie!” Lori hollered.

Then, everything began to shake.

“We got trouble outside...” Korra explained.

“Uh-oh! And it’s February the 14th.” Norbert said.

“We can’t worry about that now. We need to focus on our part.” Tak explained.

The giant robot immediately opened his component. The heroes were bewildered.

“Wow...” SpongeBob said.

“Skylab! We were all so worried about you!” Lisa hollered.

“Let’s get inside...” Jimmy said.

Therefore, the heroes went inside and sat comfortably on their respective seats.

“These belts are killing me!” Olly hollered.

“This belt’s gonna muss my hair!” Lola hollered.

“Nothing like belts for total comfort.” Harvey commented.

“So...who’s controlling it?” Harpy asked.

“Yeah?” Malachi asked.

“You see that huge red button above us?” Jimmy asked.

The heroes nodded their heads.

“I think it can switch between us at any time.” Jimmy explained.

“So, in a way...we’re all controlling it?” Patrick asked.

“What should we call it?” SpongeBob asked.

“How about...Heroic Extreme?” Michelangelo asked.

The heroes were rather shocked.

“No! That’s a terrible name, Mikey!” Raphael hollered.

“I second that!” Leonardo hollered.

“No, no. I think Heroic Extreme or H.E. for short could work as a swell name.” Jimmy explained.

“You’re actually agreeing to Mikey’s suggestion, Jimmy?” Donatello asked.

“Touché.” Arnold said.

Then, the alarms were beaconing.

“It looks like he’s signaling an entrance to Nano Space.” Timmy explained.

“Brace yourselves, guys. We’re going for Alzarax.” Jimmy explained.

“The fate of the multiverse lies on my luck.” Hap explained.

“My true lesson in terror is about to begin.” Ickis commented.

“War is hell, but ever so butch!” Lynn hollered.

“I’m so excited for the outcome!” Dagget hollered.

“Alzarax going down!” CatDog hollered.

“War is many a splendid thing!” Luna hollered, singing.

Then, the seats began to hold a grip on the heroes.

“These seats are really tight...!” June Bailey hollered.

“I can’t fell my inside...” Mighty Mouse said.

“Still awesome!” Lana hollered.

The Mawgu lair began to open up. There, a portal to Nano Space was waiting for them.

“Soar high, Heroic Extreme!” Jimmy hollered

“Yes, master.” Heroic Extreme said, nodding his head.

Therefore, the heroes who were in Heroic Extreme soared straight at the portal to Nano Space at high speed. The portal closed afterwards.

“Danny...” Sam said.

Then, Tucker consulted Sam.

“It will be alright, Sam. Danny and the others are going to kick Alzarax’s butt.” Tucker explained.

Sam nodded her head.

“Somebody’s gotta do this.” Margo said.

“We can’t let them down as well...” Frida said.

“Otherwise, we’ll get pauperized for nothing.” Bolin said.

“Exactly right.” Brad said.

“For the sake of Manny and the others, we’ll fight!” Frida hollered.

“And we’ll throw down these wannabes!” April hollered.

“We’ll bet on our lives if we must!” Mr. Blik hollered.

“Well put, Blik!” Gordon hollered.

“Boy, am I gonna make a mess!” Foo hollered.

“Hap alone will never bring any good luck.” Shannon commented.

“I know what you’re thinking: it’s hero time!” Agent Xero hollered.

“My weapon says hello!” Miko hollered.

“Watch me use my crutch to kick those butts!” Paula hollered.

“They can’t take us!” Annie hollered.

“We’re free!” Pony hollered.

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRRR!!!” [Reptar destroy EVERYTHING!!!] Reptar hollered.

Therefore, the rest of the Nicktoons along with Shelly, Chadbot and SpongeGlob continued to fight against the annoying swarm. Cut to the rest of the Loud family, the Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, Lincoln’s schoolmates, the Fox quintuplets, Chunk and Sam Sharp’s bandmates who are underground planting several explosives to bring down the huge Excarder army.

“This is bad.” Sam Sharp said.

“We know.” Sid Chang said.

“We’re doctors, not madmen!” Mr. Santiago hollered.

“It’s the only way to destroy the Excarder army!” Mr. Loud hollered.

“But like, how are we going to stop them?” Ruth asked.

“I’m happy to help all of you, but how do you know it’s gonna work or fail?” Chunk asked.

“We can only pray, pray and pray...” Rosa replied.

“But how are we gonna do that? If one of those Excarders sees us, we’re gonna get pulverized!” Zach hollered.

“That’s why everyone’s together on this!” George hollered.

“We’re just making this battle more easy for our allies so that our children can easily beat Alzarax fair and square.” Rita explained.

Meanwhile, the main heroes have entered safely in Nano Space.

“This atmosphere is rather cold...” Wanda said.

“I know...” Cosmo said.

“My nipples feel like snow peas! Make it warm, Number One!” Ren hollered.

“Cold blood, cold atmosphere. Bad combination.” Lisa commented.

“Throw me a blanket, Tommy.” Lily said, in baby language.

“Okay.” Tommy Pickles said, handing Lily a security blanket.

“Do you think Heroic Extreme can handle this?” Danny asked.

“I have faith that he’ll pull through for us.” Jimmy replied.

Then, the Heroic Extreme began to beep.

“Heroic Extreme?” SpongeBob asked.

“What’s wrong, Heroic Extreme?” Patrick asked.

“So, you finally arrived, young heroes?” Alzarax asked.

The Nicktoons began to gasp as they saw something outside Heroic Extreme.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the stuff that nightmares are made of...” Luna said.

It was Alzarax himself.

“No way...” Timmy said.

“It’s him...” Korra said.

“Oh my...” Rocko said.

“It’s Alzarax in the flesh.” June Bailey said.

“Y-you’re Alzarax...?” Jimmy asked, shivering in fear.

“Well, aren’t we the smart one?” Alzarax asked, smiling.

The Nicktoons were now facing their strongest enemy.

“We need a bigger bot.” Lisa commented, in horror.