terça-feira, 4 de agosto de 2020

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 37

Special thanks to MrAnimatedToon for additional dialogue.

Chapter 37: The Ruthless Mastermind!


The Nicktoons were rather speechless upon seeing Alzarax with their own eyes.

“No words anymore?” Alzarax asked.

Lori farted in fear, though obviously she would claim it was her shoes.

“I’m surprised you’ve come this far.” Alzarax explained.

“Oh dear...” Rocko said, in horror.

“A-Attack!” Jimmy hollered, shivering in fear.

Jimmy then pushed his hand into the quantum as atoms came from Heroic Extreme’s head. Alzarax dodged them at ease. Jimmy gritted his teeth.

“Darn...” Jimmy said.

“It’s okay, Jimmy! I got it covered!” Danny hollered.

Danny pushed his hand into the quantum plate as ectoplasm was released from Heroic Extreme’s right hand. Alzarax dodged it as well.

“It’s like he’s invincible...” Danny said.

“I bet he’s not invincible for my bubbles!” SpongeBob hollered.

“Go, SpongeBob! Go!” Patrick hollered.

SpongeBob then pushed his hand into the quantum plate as bubbles from Heroic Extreme’s torso cane stewing around Alzarax who immediately destroyed the bubbles. SpongeBob was shocked.

“Guess I was wrong...” SpongeBob said.

“Let’s see if he can taste MY fury! Guys, do the honors.” Timmy said.

“You got it, Timmy!” Cosmo and Wanda hollered in unison.

Timmy, along with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, pushed their hands into the quantum plate as stars came spiraling around Alzarax who destroyed the stars as well.

“No problem! My juju can withstand this!” Tak hollered.

“Along with my power of my fist!” Patrick hollered.

Tak and Patrick both pushed their hands into the quantum plate as juju magic from Heroic Exfreme’s left hand appeared to strike at Alzarax. Its right hand became an overwhelming power of breakage thanks to Patrick’s bracelet. Alzarax dodged those instantly.

“N-no way...” Tak said.

“How?” Patrick asked.

“If power won’t work on him...then, maybe a little RAW power will!” Jenny hollered.

Jenny then pushed her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme’s legs went at high speed kicking at Alzarax who stopped him in his tracks.

“Not even the legs won’t work...” Jenny said.

“Jimmy! Switch us around! I think that we might do the job done!” Korra hollered.

“Alright! We’re counting on you!” Jimmy hollered.

Jimmy pressed the red button as the components of Heroic Extreme switched to those of Arnold, Helga, the Turtles, Mighty Mouse, Rocko, Korra, El Tigre, Ren/Stimpy, the Loud siblings, the Beavers, Ickis, Eliza, CatDog, Henry/June, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Harvey Beaks, Hap, Ansi/Olly/Saraline, Malachi/Seventeen/Brian, Harpy, Tommy Pickles and June Bailey. Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey immediately pushed their hands into the quantum plate.

“Let’s not lose to this joke, guys!” Leonardo hollered.

“Right!” Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo hollered in unison.

Heroic Extreme immediately welded the respective weapons of the four brothers to attack Alzarax at will.

“Such child’s play.” Alzarax said, disposing of the weapons.

“That guy’s a monster!” Raphael hollered.

“He just trashed our weapons like garbage!” Donatello hollered.

“Alzarax is too powerful. Helga, Rocko, let’s keep the sunny side up!” Arnold said, talking to Helga and Rocko.

“You say it, football-head!” Helga hollered.

“Let’s hope my jackhammering skills are up to the test.” Rocko said.

Therefore, Arnold, Helga and Rocko pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme summoned the power of the Green Eyes’ amulet to multiple punch Alzarax in the face. Alzarax retaliated.

“Oh COBBLERS!” Rocko hollered.

“No!” Arnold hollered.

“Criminy!” Helga hollered.

“Stay cool, guys! We can do this together!” Lincoln hollered.

“Hit me! Go on! Hit me!” Leni hollered.

“My hair doesn’t like you!” Lola hollered.

“Sing, my angel of music!” Luna hollered.

“Here comes the business end of my laughter!” Luan hollered.

“Lock and load, Louds!” Lynn hollered.

“Taste my mud!” Lana hollered.

“Let’s literally get it on!” Lori hollered.

“My next mission: get the ashes back!” Lucy hollered.

“Time to go postal!” Lisa hollered, sounding like a robot.

“Daaa daaaa daaaaaa daaaaaaa DAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Lily hollered.

The Loud kids slammed their fists onto the quantum plate as they took their rage on Alzarax who retaliated again.

“Dang it!” Lincoln hollered.

“OH! COME ON!!! WHY?!?! H-HOW DID HE DO THAT?!” Lynn asked, losing her shit.

“Houston! We got a problem!” Lisa hollered.

“Why do I get the feeling you’re measuring me?” Leni asked.

“Damn you, motherfucking thing! Nobody takes over the world but me, Zim!” Zim hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as mauve plasma was unleashed from Heroic Extreme’s torso. Alzarax flinched it away.

“Then, try firebending!” Korra hollered, pushing her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme unleashed firebending from both hands and immediately destroyed Alzarax with his new skills.

“Yes!” Korra said.

However, Alzarax remains standing in the field.

“No...” Korra said.

“Señorita...” El Tigre said.

“Manny! Let’s kick it!” June Bailey hollered.

“Okay!” El Tigre hollered.

El Tigre and June Bailey immediately pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme’s magic finger began to rapidly draw over Alzarax. Then, Heroic Extreme’s left hand slashed Alzarax.

“Alright!” El Tigre hollered.

“I CAN’T believe this worked!” June Bailey hollered.

“You’ll pay for that...” Alzarax growled.

“Dog! Fetch!” Cat hollered.

CatDog pushed their paws into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme nearly slaughtered Alzarax with his claws and teeth. Alzarax fought back with little to no scratches.

“THIS will put stars in his eyes!” Mighty Mouse hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme punched Alzarax in his face. Alzarax punched Heroic Extreme in the face back.

“Move it or YOU’RE DEAD!!!” Ickis hollered, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme delivered a very scary roar against Alzarax who didn’t seem to mind.

“You won’t cross the webbed toes of me, MUSCULAR BEAVER!” Dagget hollered.

“Took the words out of my mouth, Dag!” Norbert hollered.

The Beavers pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme buttkicked Alzarax who stomped his foot.

“Whaaaaaaaaat? An unexpected development!” Dagget hollered.

“Draw something, bucko!” Snap hollered.

“Hurry!” Penny hollered.

“I got it!” Rudy hollered.

Rudy, Penny and Snap pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme drew a net to restrain Alzarax who broke himself free.

“You should be ashamed of yourself!” Seventeen hollered.

“I’ll back you up!” Malachi hollered.

Malachi, Seventeen and Brian pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme grabbed Alzarax by his wrists. Alzarax turned the tables and tossed him.

“Pinky, let’s show him what kids like us can do!” Harvey hollered.

“Piece of cake!” Pinky hollered.

Harvey and Pinky pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme subdued Alzarax who got its upper hand.

“You shall not pass!” Harpy hollered.

“There are three of us and you’re a single one!” June hollered.

“Beat it!” Henry hollered.

Harpy, Henry and June pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme used magic and cartoon physics to overpower Alzarax who got away unscratched.

“It’s my chance!” Tommy Pickles hollered, touching the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme pissed lots of milk on Alzarax’s face, infuriating him.

“Get ready for carnage!” Olly hollered.

“This is for the Wayne!” Saraline hollered.

“For Julia!” Ansi hollered.

Ansi and the Timberses pushed their hands into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme overpowered Alzarax who recouped its strengths.

“Let him see nature unleashed!” Eliza hollered, pushing her hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme used fire, water, earth, wind and plants to crush Alzarax who evaded from nature’s wrath.

“Let’s see if my luck works.” Hap said, pushing his hand into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme tossed liquid gold into Alzarax who was pissed even more.

“Don’t you wanna stay and cuddle?” Stimpy asked, sitting his big butt into the quantum plate as Heroic Extreme farted on Alzarax who began to mercifully laugh.

“You people still don’t get the concept?” Alzarax asked.

The heroes blinked their eyes. Then, Alzarax absorbed all the enormous energy from all his subjects one by one. There stood a gigantic Excarder, the one that the other Nicktoons are currently dealing with right now.

“Look! He’s getting more power!” SpongeBob hollered.

“He absorbed his minions...” Jimmy explained.

“It’s time to face reality, young heroes. You cannot defeat me.” Alzarax explained, shockwaving Heroic Extreme, instantly hurting the heroes inside. The Nicktoons’ bodies couldn’t move a single inch.

“Now face the moment of despair.” Alzarax said, smiling.

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