Chapter 33: Unlimited Heroic Justice!
The Nicktoons have arrived in Tremorton.
“Alright. We made it safe.” Arnold said.
“I feel like I’m in ‘West Side Story’.” Luna commented.
“This city is a jungle, but a square one with no plants!” Lisa hollered.
“Fascinating.” Squidward said, sarcastically.
“It’s a mean, heartless, lonely place, but they serve great coffee!” Heckle hollered.
“You’re right, birdy.” Sid Chang said.
Then, Jenny could feel something through her servos.
“Jenny? What’s wrong?” Korra asked.
“I...I think my key is nearby...” Jenny replied.
“Are you sure?” Rocko asked.
Jenny couldn’t tell for sure.
“Turn left on Broadway.” Luna said.
Then, the heroes began to witness a swarm of alien jellyfish.
“Look! Jellyfish!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison.
“I don’t think those are actual jellyfish...” Jenny explained.
“Yeah, more like alien jellyfish.” Deputy Dawg confirmed.
“The government told me these experiments were over!” Lisa hollered.
Then, a strange girl appeared before the heroes.
“That’s no hobo, that’s a girl, baby.” Jeckle commented.
“A girl?” Danny asked.
“My age?” Jenny asked.
“Got into mummy’s make-up again, eh?” Leni asked.
“Aren’t we the slaves of fashion?” Lola asked.
“I’m the Jellyfish Mage, one of Alzarax’s loyal minions.” The Jellyfish Mage said, introducing herself to the heroes.
“Should have known it was too good to be true...” Frida said.
“Took the words out of my mouth.” El Tigre said.
“Did your mom take fertility drugs?” Olly asked.
“I was raised by jellyfish and was incarnated for leading...” The Jellyfish Mage said.
“God, your backstory is so boring!” Casey hollered.
“Yeah, so boring.” Eliza said.
“Really boring!” Michelangelo hollered.
“Sigh.” Lucy said.
“Never made it though the ‘Gladiator’ auditions, eh?” Lynn asked.
“So THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED to Richard Dawson.” Luna said.
“Furthermore! This squadron will stop your tracks!” The Jellyfish Mage hollered.
“You and what army?” Reggie asked.
The Mage began to command the alien jellyfish to attack the heroes.
“These jellyfish are so violent!” Pancake hollered.
“I LITERALLY hate you guys!” Lori hollered.
“You’re worse than Cabbage Patch Dolls!” Lincoln hollered.
“Hey! Watch it! I’ll sue!” Angelica hollered.
“Thank god I’m wearing kryptonite pants.” Clyde said.
Then, Vega, daughter of Vexus and good friend of Jenny, the Loud kids’ parents, the McBryde patriarch couple and Lincoln and Clyde’s best friends Zach Gurdle, Rusty Spokes, Liam, Stella and Girl Jordan have arrived in the scene.
“Vega!” Jenny hollered.
“Long time no see, Jenny! Sounds like you need some help.” Vega explained.
“Yeah. Big time.” Jenny said.
“Mom! Dad! How come did you guys decide to join us?” Lincoln asked.
“We were so worried about your well-being on this war that we became fearful that you and your sisters would get yourselves seriously hurt.” Rita replied.
“We don’t wanna lose our precious babies, so we used Lisa’s technology to warp to your current location and help you guys win this epic crusade against that guy you kids call Alzarax.” Mr. Loud explained.
“We’ve even enlisted the help of Clyde’s parents and Lincoln and Clyde’s school friends to boost your team.” Rita said.
“Dads! I didn’t expect you guys to fight alongside me.” Clyde said.
“We’re doing everything for our beloved son!” Harold hollered.
“That’s what papa wolves and papa bears are for.” Howard commented.
“Stella! Rusty! Liam! Girl Jordan! Et tu, Zach?” Lincoln asked, surprised.
“We don’t wanna risk losing our best schoolmates in Royal Woods.” Stella replied.
“Neither Clyde nor your sisters will be enough to help you win this war.” Girl Jordan explained.
“Linky! Clyde! You missed us?” Rusty asked.
“You WON’T leave me out of anything again!” Liam hollered, clenching his teeth.
“Clincoln McGurdle is back!” Zach hollered.
“Thanks, guys.” Lincoln said.
“Let’s take down the alien jellyfish swarm!” Jimmy hollered.
“Jellyfish! Come out and play!” Lynn hollered.
Therefore, the gang immediately took down the alien jellyfish forces.
“Get away from our children!” Mr. Loud hollered, smacking several alien jellyfish with his belt.
“We did it!” Timmy hollered.
“I’m finger-lickin’ good!” Lynn hollered.
“Clincoln McGurdle wins!” Lincoln, Clyde and Zach hollered in unison, fist bumping each other.
“But where’s the Mage?” Leonardo asked.
“Up here!” The Jellyfish Mage hollered, waving down at the heroes.
“You’ve moved the jellyfish, but you didn’t move your body!” Zach hollered.
“You really need to rethink your strategy.” The Mage explained.
“Then try ours, hija de la perra! Coño!!!” Rosa Casagrande, Ronnie Anne’s grandmother, hollered.
Mr. Blik leaped into the air as he smacked the Mage with a large golden hammer. His brother Gordon then used a very sacred blade to make an attack. Then, their younger brother Waffle galloped on a large bottle of root beer as he loudly burped on the Mage.
“This is nuestra chance! Charge!” Hector Casagrande, Ronnie Anne’s grandfather, hollered.
Rosa fired shots of food on the Mage. Carlota, Hector and Rosa’s granddaughter and Ronnie Anne’s cousin, subdued the Mage with fabric, felter and ribbons. CJ, her first baby brother, glomped the Mage. Carlotta’s second baby brother Carlino kicked the Mage. Stanley Chang, Sid’s father, engaged the Mage into a sword combat, eventually winning the match. Annie and her talking Pony kicked the Mage’s stomach with Pony’s hooves.
“I would never hit a woman, but you’re so evil that you’re an exception.” Hector said, smacking the Mage with his guitar.
Carlitos, the baby of the Casagrande family, pissed on the Mage. Frida Puga, the Casagrande matriarch, took a humiliating and embarrassed picture of the defeated Mage and sobbed in laughter.
“I’ll bet you have hop, hope and worry.” Annie commented.
“Admit it, your bouts are all staged.” Carlos, Frida Puga’s husband, said.
The Mage trembled a little bit.
“You have won this match. I won’t end it like this.” The Mage explained, vanishing.
“如果你敢再次伤害我的女儿, 我会用Visa技术扯掉你的脸!” [If you dare to hurt my daughter again, I'm gonna run your face in the Visa technology!] Stanley hollered, in his native Chinese language.
“Ronnie Anne, are you alright?” Maria Santiago, Ronnie Anne’s mom and Carlos’ sister, asked, walking to her daughter.
“Mi hija, como estás?” Mr. Santiago, Maria’s then-estranged husband, asked.
“I’m fine, mom and dad. You guys all came here to help me?” Ronnie Anne asked.
“Sí, cariño. It’s what família is about.” Mr. Santiago replied.
“Thanks, papá, I appreciate that. And if you guys worry this much about me, maybe I can make things easier for you.” Ronnie Anne said.
“Very good, mi hija. You’ll finally wear your uncle’s tracker?” Maria asked.
“Not just that. I’m also carrying mi abuela’s lucky crystals.” Ronnie Anne replied, taking out the tracker and the magic crystals.
“You’ve gone into a lot of trouble, young lady. Be glad that you mom, dad and baby sister all came here to save you.” Stanley said, glaring at his daughter.
“Good thing you made good friends on this journey.” Becca, Stanley’s wife, said.
“Hehehe.... Sorry, mom and dad. Hey, how’s my baby sister?” Sid Chang asked, chuckling sheepishly.
“I wanna kill whoever hurts my big sis.” Adelaide, Sid Chang’s younger sister, explained.
“Thanks a lot, all you guys.” Mako said.
“It was our pleasure.” Gordon Quid said.
“That funny lady was in deep shock when we came in!” Waffle holllered.
“That cracked me up!” Pony hollered.
“I’m Mr. Blik or just Blik if you prefer.” Mr. Blik said, introducing himself to his fellow teammates.
“My name’s Annie and this is my talking Pony.” Annie said, introducing herself and her pony to the team.
“Looks like we’re not the only ones who can talk to animals.” Eliza said.
“I know.” Timmy said.
“This is sure.” June Bailey commented.
“Incognito.” August commented.
“Meet nuestra família and nuestros amigos.” Hector said, introducing the Casagrandes and the Changs to the heroes.
“No contaban con nuestra astucia!” Carlino hollered.
“Hey Arnold, you may not know me, but I worked with your mom, dad and Eduardo back in San Lorenzo.” Mr. Santiago explained.
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Santiago.” Arnold said, shaking hands with Mr. Santiago.
“The world is shrinking too much, ain’t it Mr. Santiago?” Lincoln asked.
“Sí, mi hija has been talking a lot about you, lame-o.” Mr. Santiago replied, chuckling.
“Your daughter has just pulled you, for crying out loud.” Lincoln commented, giggling.
“If I’m correct, you’re the last extra heroes?” Jimmy asked.
“Exactly right.” Gordon replied.
“The old hermit crab is now dead tired as he finally decided to take a rest.” Waffle explained.
“It’s a good thing too.” Asami said.
“Vega, is my mom and my friends alright?” Jenny asked.
“Of course! They’re all waiting for you!” Vega replied.
Then, Jenny could feel that her head is really hurting her.
“Jenny?” Vega asked.
“My head hurts a lot...” Jenny replied.
“I think I know why.” Vega explained.
“Jenny’s key?” Jimmy asked.
Vega nodded her head. Jimmy held out his tracker. Vega put her hand onto that tracker and then let go.
“It’s near at a jungle-like temple.” Vega explained.
“But it’s the future... Shouldn’t a jungle exist?” Donatello asked.
“Not from what I had seen.” Vega replied.
“We better go then.” Jenny said.
Therefore, the heroes immediately headed for the temple.
“Wooo-wooo-woooooooo!!!” Lynn and Margo hollered in unison.
Then, Jenny’s creator/mother Nora Wakeman contacted her on the communicator vision.
“XJ9! Are you alright?” Dr. Wakeman asked.
“Yes. I’m fine, mom. No scratches or anything.” Jenny replied.
“You must be careful, XJ9. Danger could be lurking around.” Dr. Wakeman explained.
“I know, mom.” Jenny said, rolling her eyes.
“If anything, I’ll call your friends Bradley, Tucker and Sheldon for backup.” Dr. Wakeman said.
“Sounds good, mom.” Jenny said, nodding her head.
Dr. Wakeman then signed off. Sam transformed into her plant self again in order to compromise with the feel. The team began to make their way towards the top.
“Wow! I always thought Harrison Ford was taller.” Lynn commented.
“Annoying vines!” Raphael hollered.
The gang has reached the top.
“At long last you came, XJ9.” Vexus said.
“Vexus.” Jenny said.
“Mother.” Vega said.
“Sometimes I don’t get you, Vega.” Vexus explained.
“Jenny’s my friend, mother. I can’t just betray her.” Vega explained.
“I bet that you have my key, am I right?” Jenny asked.
Vexus snickered as she showed Jenny the key.
“And I’m giving this to Alzarax.” Vexus explained.
“And who’s that?” Mr. Krabs asked.
“I’m Scratch.” Scratch replied, introducing herself.
“Are you from Krypton or are you just happy to see me?” Clyde asked.
“I was once a musician, and then I was captured by...” Scratch explained.
“Ugh! Not another boring backstory!” Casey hollered.
“We don’t care!” April hollered.
“I’d rather talk to snails!” Eliza hollered.
“How can I talk to you when you’re like this?!” Sam Sharp asked.
Jenny immediately threw her to the corners of outer space.
“We won’t let her ruin our moment.” Jenny pouted.
“Let’s see who gets the last laugh.” Vexus explained.
Vexus unleashed her great fury on her daughter, Jenny and the gang.
“DIOS MIO!!!! A CORRER!!!!!” Hector hollered.
The heroes jumped out of the way. Vexus then unleashed a swarm of cluster robots.
“Ay-yi-yi caramba...” Carlino said.
“This is muy loco.” Rosa said.
“Oh crud.” Jenny said.
“Jenny!” Brad Crabunkle hollered.
Brad, his little brother Tuck, Sheldon Lee and a couple of unexpected allies Bea and her fishman friend Cad arrived on the scene.
“Brad! Tuck! Sheldon!” Jenny hollered.
“Are you alright, Jenny?” Sheldon asked.
“Whoa. Vexus is steaming mad.” Tuck said.
“Tell me about it.” Jenny said.
“And who are you two guys?” Blocky asked.
“I’m Bea.” Bea said, introducing herself to the heroes.
“And my name’s Cad.” Cad explained, introducing himself to the team.
“You sound just like me.” Patrick said.
“Of course I do, only more wiser, serious and mature.” Cad said.
“I know. The Wise Old Hermit Crab summoned you both.” Jenny commented.
“You got it.” Cad said.
“We’re here to help you guys crush Alzarax’s army.” Bea explained.
“Why not settle for XJ9’s key when I can have them all?” Vexus asked.
Vexus leaped to grab the other heroes’ keys. Then, a bright light appeared as Vexus was blinded by this colorful system. The cluster robots were also drawn to it.
“It’s not worth it! You’ll surrender to the likes of Alzarax!” Vexus hollered, throwing the key to Jenny and retreating for now.
“Mother...” Vega said.
“C’mon, cariño. Don’t bother about that asshole.” Frida Puga said.
“Yes, mamá. Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!” Carlino hollered, flipping the bird to Vexus.
“So, Jen. Who’s Alzarax?” Brad asked.
“Only someone who wants to take over the world.” Jenny replied.
“H-he’s mean business.” Sheldon explained.
“I know.” Tuck added.
“Jenny, we’re going to help you out in order to stop him.” Brad explained.
“Y-you will?” Jenny asked.
Brad, Tuck and Sheldon nodded their heads.
“I’m coming too.” Vega said.
“Thanks, guys. If we’re together, I’m sure Alzarax doesn’t stand a chance.” Jenny explained.
“The more heroes you get, the universe’s lightest heroes we’ll become.” Cad said.
“You’ll need my assistance, XJ9.” Dr. Wakeman said, appearing from nowhere.
“M-mom?” Jenny asked.
“I’ve always wanted to see another world with my own eyes.” Dr. Wakeman explained.
“Just don’t embarrass me in front of my friends.” Jenny said, rather embarrassed.
“The problem we have right now is that the portal back to Volcano Island is on the other side.” Phoebe explained.
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Rhonda screamed in anguish.
“Guys, chillax. I got this.” Sam said, letting out a Tarzan howl.
The others became confused. Plant cannons appeared from out the ground and shot the team out with a very loud impact. Sam returned to her normal self.
“Sam, how did you...?” Danny asked.
“Turns out I can use that effective howl to contact the plants.” Sam replied.
“Impressive.” Tucker said.
The team landed on the ground and went inside the portal, heading back to Volcano Island. Dr. Wakeman was amazed by the tech the headquarters has to offer.
“This is really amazing! Look at this tech!” Dr. Wakeman hollered.
“Mom...” Jenny said, feeling embarrassed.
“I’m so impressed at this cave of wonders.” Bea said.
“We’ve received many keys from different worlds. All that’s left is to scout the final two.” Frida said.
“Easy said than done.” Korra said, agreeing with Frida.
“These would be great for my collection.” Norbert commented.
The Nicktoons’ brain trust began to search for the final couple of keys on the giant database.
“Harpy’s key is at Podunkello.” Jimmy said.
“It’s my homeworld.” Harpy said.
“While the last key is at the Wayne.” Miko explained.
“It’s our building!” Olly and Saraline hollered in unison.
“Whoa. That’s a lot of work.” Annie said.
“I’ve got a perfect idea: the original four members will head out to the Wayne to help Ansi and the Timberses find their own key. I’m also taking Tak, Zim, Dib, GIR, Rocko, Arnold, Helga, Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang.” Jimmy explained.
“Woohoo! A trip with the original four members!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Sweet, a trip with the quintet of tomboys.” Lincoln said.
“With five of us, we’ll have lots of family fun, brah!” Luna hollered.
“Lynnsanity in the house!” Lynn hollered.
“Are you ready for an exciting trip with five tomboys, lame-o?” Ronnie Anne asked.
“Sure I am, cuz I’m the man with a plan.” Lincoln replied.
“Well, at least, anything can go downhill from here.” Dib explained.
“Yeah. I’m stuck with YOU.” Zim said.
“Sam, can you take Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Phoebe, Gerald, Harold, Rhonda, Nadine, Stinky, Eugene, Brainy, Curly, Sid, the Turtles, Korra, Jenny, Heffer, Filburt, Ren, Stimpy, CatDog, the monsters, the Thornberry children and their talking pet chimp, the Beavers, the babies, Hap, Shannon, Reggie, Sammy, June Bailey and her Wonderland animals, Malachi, Seventeen, Brian, the Terrytoons, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Harvey, Pinky, Manny, Frida, the Offbeats, the rest of the Loud and Casagrande families, Chunk and Sam Sharp’s band with you to help Harpy find her key?” Jimmy asked.
“You can count on me, Jimmy.” Sam replied.
“While I’m not going to do some summoning, some allies are going to come when you get back.” The Wise Old Crab explained.
“You mean Mr. Chadbot and SpongeGlob?” SpongeBob asked.
“And my own grandpa?” Lincoln asked.
“Can’t wait!” Patrick hollered.
“And Grandpa better bring grandma Myrtle to the party. We miss them both!” Lori hollered.
Two portals have arrived, Jimmy, Timmy, Danny and SpongeBob, along with Tak, Zim, Dib, GIR, Rocko, Arnold, Helga, Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang headed towards the Wayne to help its tenants, while everyone else headed towards Podunkello, home of Harpy Gee.
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