Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 35

Chapter 35: Massacre in the Wayne!

Jimmy’s group has arrived in the Wayne.

“Hi, girl! I’m back!” Olly hollered.

“What a magnificent skyscraper.” Dib said.

“So this is the Wayne?” Arnold asked.

“Yes. It’s the home of the greatest secrets and mysteries that would puzzle your mind.” Ansi replied.

“Wow, look at the size of the reception.” Ronnie Anne said.

“Pretty sure it’s kind of an historical building built by well-known architects and owned by bigger corporations.” Lincoln commented.

“It kind of makes me wish I’d live here when I become a famous rock star.” Luna said.

“Kind of impressive decoration I see.” Rocko commented.

“Take a look!” Saraline hollered.

The Excarder-possessed Clara Rhone and George the Doorman appeared.

“Oh crap. The welcome committee. What else can really go wrong?” Helga asked.

“Clara Rhone!” Ansi and Saraline hollered in unison.

“George!” Olly hollered.

“They’re being controlled by the Excarders!” Sid Chang hollered.

“Leave their bodies alone, you meddling freaks!” Lana hollered, holding her wrench.

“I’ll give you the power of juju!” Tak hollered.

“Save them!” Jimmy hollered.

The team relied on violence to save Clara Rhone and George the Doorman from the Excarders.

“Ow...my tummy...” George the Doorman groaned.

“What’s the matter, sonny?” Clara asked.

“The Excarders were enslaving you.” Ansi replied.

“Sorry we were forced to do this.” SpongeBob said.

“No problem. I’ve never felt so better than ever.” Clara commented.

“A little bit of fitness won’t kill ya, old lady.” Lynn said.

“We need the key to make sure this won’t happen again.” Saraline explained.

“Too late.” The Spy from Apartment 8I said, appearing alongside Masterson, Flowershirt and Brismal.

“The Spy!” Saraline hollered.

“Bad men in black!” Sid Chang hollered.

“Brismal! And he’s brought his friends!” Ansi hollered.

“Hello!” Flowershirt hollered.

“Et tu, Harvey Weinstein???!!!” Olly asked, freaking out.

“Looks like we’ve got new faces in the Wayne.” The Spy commented, glaring at SpongeBob, Rocko, Zim, GIR, Cosmo and Wanda.

“Another punt human agent in this puny place.” Zim hissed.

“My fairies are just first and foremost CGI holograms.” Timmy complained.

“You better not mistake me for Jack Frost, or else.” Danny hissed.

“Whatever. We have this key of yours.” Brismal commented, showing Ansi, Olly and Saraline’s combined key.

“Once we send it to Alzarax, he’ll take over the Wayne.” The Spy explained.

“Not if we can stop you!” Saraline hissed.

“Do you want some fancy shots? LJ’s gonna give y’all fancy shots in your faces!” Lynn hollered.

“We don’t need NO education, brah!!!” Luna roared.

“We’ll see about that!” Masterson hollered.

Suddenly, the team began fighting the evil foursome over the Wayne. The heroes were getting the upper hand.

“Go, Olly! Go, Olly!” Olly hollered, shaking his butt.

“Why you little...” Masterson growled.

Then, Clara Rhone and her niece Goodness, Leif Bornewell III, Wendell Wasserman and her sister Stacey, Dennis O’Bannon, Katherine Alice and Tony Stanza arrived to help Team Timbers.

“Clara Rhone! You’re fighting again?” Saraline asked.

“Consider this as thanks for saving me from the Excarders.” Clara replied.

“My family at the service of yours.” Goodness said.

“We’re here to help you guys save the Wayne once and for all.” Wendell explained.

“Those four need to pay for stealing my voice...” Katherine said.

“...and for ruining my last date!” Stacey hollered, clenching her spatulas.

“Okay, dudettes. Ready for our grand finale?” Luna asked.

“Yup.” Lana replied.

“No sweat. Lots of ways to make a big play.” Lynn said.

“It’s now or never!” Sid Chang hollered.

“The fate of the multiverse is in our hands.” Ronnie Anne said.

“Finally, I can settle this with the Brismal.” Tony concluded.

Luna picked up her guitar, Lynn picked up her baseball bat, Lana picked up her mud hose, Ronnie Anne picked up her magic crystals and Sid Chang picked up her swords. Suddenly, all heroes gave the villains their deserved comeuppance.

“Get your key back!” The Spy tossed the key to Ansi, Olly and Saraline.

“Prepare yourselves, as the final battle is imminent!” Brismal hollered.

The four baddies retreated.

“Hey, girls. You five have been awesome!” Lincoln hollered.

“Thanks, brah.” Luna said.

“You couldn’t have the better sisters.” Lynn commented.

“You’re the best dang brother we could have.” Lana said, hugging Lincoln.

“Thanks for not leaving us out, lame-o.” Ronnie Anne said.

“She’s right. This is truly family love.” Sid Chang said.

Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang all hugged Lincoln. Then, Julia Wiles arrived.

“Ansi! Olly! Thank goodness you’re back!” Julia hollered.

“Julia! Long time no see!” Ansi hollered.

“Out of all surroundings of our building, you just had to settle here!” Olly hollered.

“I just want to know about Alzarax everyone has been talking about.” Julia explained.

“He’s the Spy and Brismal’s puppet master.” Saraline said.

“We would like to help all of you.” Julia said.

“You won’t win this war without my charisma.” Dennis explained.

“You guys seriously need more help.” Leif commented.

“I’ll make sure nothing will be in vain.” Tony said.

“Well, consider ourselves ready to take on Alzarax and his army!” Saraline hollered.

“Thank you, children.” Clara said.

“You’re all welcome.” Olly said.

“You know, I think that due to many heroes we’ve got on our side, our army is now complete!” SpongeBob hollered.

“You’re right, SpongeBob!” Rocko hollered.

Jimmy began to set the coordinates.

“Then, let’s meet back with the others in Volcano Island so we can track down Alzarax once and for all and think of a plan.” Jimmy explained.

A portal has appeared. The team and their new allies went inside the portal, heading back to Volcano Island one last time. The portal closed afterwards. Elsewhere in an unknown subspace, a supernatural villain of mysterious origin has finally made his appearance.

“So, those good-for-nothing heroes have gathered all the keys?” Alzarax asked.

The Excarders have nodded their heads.

“Well then, they’re about to witness what’s coming up next for them.” Alzarax explained, devilishly smiling as any villain would.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 34

Special thanks to MrAnimatedToon, Sky-chicken and Jacques Stafford for additional dialogue.

Chapter 34: Too Much Whimsy!

Most of the heroes have arrived at Podunkello.

“Good morning, Podunkello!” Harpy hollered.

“At last, a chance for my own Nicktoon angst!” Lucy hollered.

“Look at this place. It’s my favorite fairy tale come true!” Lola hollered.

“This world makes me homesick.” Hap commented.

“I know, but don’t worry. We’ll find the key together.” Shannon said.

“Just leave it to the Reggie!” Reggie hollered.

Then, Pumpkin, Harpy’s pet goblin cat, glomped her.

“Pumpkin! How are you?” Harpy asked, cheerfully hugging Pumpkin who made horrified expressions to her.

“So, my friends are in danger? Bummer.” Harpy groaned.

“Let’s just help them out!” Jimmy hollered.

Therefore, the team leaped into action and defeated the monstrous menaces in just one shot.

“Eat my pixie dust, bastards!” Harpy hollered.

“Thanks for the rescue, Miss Gee.” Prince Humphrey Albermarle of Coilstone said.

“We would have been washed up hadn’t you shown up.” Ash Chimneee commented.

“No prob. Anyway, have you guys seen my key?” Harpy asked.

“A key?” Ash and Humphrey asked in unison.

“Yep. The one that must be used to save the world.” Harpy replied.

“Opal had told me about that key earlier.” Ash explained.

“Well, where is she?” Harpy asked.

“Last time we saw her, Maxilar Bonebreaker abducted her.” Humphrey replied.

“Well, let’s pay the Bonebreaker family a visit!” Harpy hollered.

Therefore, Humphrey guided Harpy and her friends to the Bonebreaker residence.

“The Bonebreaker seem to be a nice family.” Phoebe commented.

“This should be easy as pie.” Rita said.

“A little too easy.” Leonardo said.

“Hi, Fermurus. Me and my friends came to see Opal. Where’s she?” Ash asked.

“Opal? She’s trying to teach my ruffian brother some manners. He needs to learn some respect.” Fermurus, the noble and friendly breadmaker, replied.

“Good stuff!” Harpy hollered.

“You make some finest bread in this world.” Mr. Loud commented.

“Thanks.” Fermurus said.

“We can make a perfect team in a chef contest someday.” Rosa said.

“Good.” Fermurus commented.

Then, the team went to find Opal Lilygibble to see how’s she doing.

“I’m so glad at Opal’s progress...or not at all.” Harpy said, seeing Opal’s eyes dark red.

“Opal! What the heck did you just drink?!” Harpy asked, jumpscared.

“She’s being controlled by the Excarders!” Donatello hollered.

“Ugh! Can’t we go to one world without this happening all the time?!” Greta asked, being rather annoyed.

“Harpy! I’m so happy to see you!” Maxilar hollered, mocking Harpy.

“Maxilar, dragging your dignity down the mud again?” Harpy asked, grunting.

“If you want to save Opal, you need to defeat both sides of the same coin.” Maxilar explained.

“Alright, I like where this is going.” Michelangelo said.

“Sounds a bit fishy.” Raphael said.

“In exchange, I get my key from you.” Harpy concluded.

“Foolish tomboy! I’ll give it to Alzarax!” Maxilar hollered.

“Now there’s a rub! I’ll solve your so-called ‘issues’ when I get my filthy hands on your horns!” Harpy hollered.

Therefore, the Nicktoons began to battle Maxilar and the Excarder-controlled Opal.

“You’ve also wasted an opportunity to have Urtica as your partner in crime!” Harpy hollered.

“That ungrateful plant has other plans for herself!” Maxilar hollered.

Then, out of nowhere, Gandy Goose, Sourpuss and the Fox quintuplets Pam, Stevie and their three unnamed siblings popped out of nowhere, wedged Maxilar and snapped Opal back to her senses.

“Hey! It’s the Fox quintuplets!” Luan hollered.

“Well, if isn’t Gandy Goose and Sourpuss.” Deputy Dawg said.

“Quack.” Dinky said.

“What are you guys doing here?” Bat-Bat asked.

“We were just babysitting those uncontrollable little rascals...” Sourpuss explained.

“...and they’ve been unleashed tormenting everyone around them!” Gandy hollered.

“Keep it! This key overstayed its welcome! I’m going home! I’ll give you a pass! Alzarax can do this better than me!” Maxilar hollered, tossing the key back to Harpy and heading back home.

“What happened...?” Opal asked.

“Funny story, not that you believe it.” Harpy replied.

“From what I’ve heard, Alzarax is someone who wants to destroy the world?” Opal asked.

“Yup.” Harpy replied.

“So, Ash, Humphrey and me can help you and Pumpkin stop him.” Opal explained.

“Wow! Thanks!” Harpy hollered.

“Nice to see you little angels again.” Lori said.

“We’ve been so nice right now...” Stevie said.

“But now that evil forces have come to threaten the universe, we’ve had no choice but go back to how we used to be!” Pam holllered, cracking her knuckles.

“Lori, give a chance to those kids. They can be our valuable asset against Alzarax’s army.” Leni explained.

“Okay, guys. Be nice and we’ll all be on this together.” Lori explained.

The Fox quintuplets hopped in joy.

“Sorry if we got all of ourselves into this mess.” Gandy explained.

“No problem.” Mighty said.

“We need all the help we can get to win this war.” Scrappy said.

“If you say so, we’re on it.” Sourpuss said.

“All that’s left is the final key...” Lisa said.

“Yeah.” El Tigre said.

“I hope Danny and his friends be alright...” Sam said.

“Hey, Chunk. What’s wrong?” Sam Sharp asked, turning to Chunk who was in a sour mood.

“It’s Luna. I’m worried about her. I miss our girl, the one who wanted to rock out with her friends.” Chunk replied.

“Same. I’m glad for her and all, it’s just...” Sam Sharp said, before cutting herself in sadness.

“What’s wrong, Sam?” George asked.

“I just wish Luna, Linky, Ronnie Anne, Sid Chang, Lana and Lynnsanity were here.” Sam Sharp replied, sighing.

“At times like this, I wish SpongeBob was here with me...” Patrick explained.

“Not that I’d care.” Squidward moaned, sarcastically.

“Awww, I’m sure SpongeBoy and his gang will be here soon.” Ruth said.

“You think so, Ruth?” Sam Sharp asked.

Ruth nodded her head positively.

“Hopefully.” Sam Sharp said.

“All we need to do is to go back to Volcano Island and wait for their return.” Hector explained.

“Good idea, papá.” Maria said.

“Alright, let’s go back.” Sam said.

Therefore, a portal has arrived. Sam and her friends went inside, heading back to Volcano Island where they wait for the other heroes’ return.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 33

Chapter 33: Unlimited Heroic Justice!

The Nicktoons have arrived in Tremorton.

“Alright. We made it safe.” Arnold said.

“I feel like I’m in ‘West Side Story’.” Luna commented.

“This city is a jungle, but a square one with no plants!” Lisa hollered.

“Fascinating.” Squidward said, sarcastically.

“It’s a mean, heartless, lonely place, but they serve great coffee!” Heckle hollered.

“You’re right, birdy.” Sid Chang said.

Then, Jenny could feel something through her servos.

“Jenny? What’s wrong?” Korra asked.

“I...I think my key is nearby...” Jenny replied.

“Are you sure?” Rocko asked.

Jenny couldn’t tell for sure.

“Turn left on Broadway.” Luna said.

Then, the heroes began to witness a swarm of alien jellyfish.

“Look! Jellyfish!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison.

“I don’t think those are actual jellyfish...” Jenny explained.

“Yeah, more like alien jellyfish.” Deputy Dawg confirmed.

“The government told me these experiments were over!” Lisa hollered.

Then, a strange girl appeared before the heroes.

“That’s no hobo, that’s a girl, baby.” Jeckle commented.

“A girl?” Danny asked.

“My age?” Jenny asked.

“Got into mummy’s make-up again, eh?” Leni asked.

“Aren’t we the slaves of fashion?” Lola asked.

“I’m the Jellyfish Mage, one of Alzarax’s loyal minions.” The Jellyfish Mage said, introducing herself to the heroes.

“Should have known it was too good to be true...” Frida said.

“Took the words out of my mouth.” El Tigre said.

“Did your mom take fertility drugs?” Olly asked.

“I was raised by jellyfish and was incarnated for leading...” The Jellyfish Mage said.

“God, your backstory is so boring!” Casey hollered.

“Yeah, so boring.” Eliza said.

“Really boring!” Michelangelo hollered.

“Sigh.” Lucy said.

“Never made it though the ‘Gladiator’ auditions, eh?” Lynn asked.

“So THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED to Richard Dawson.” Luna said.

“Furthermore! This squadron will stop your tracks!” The Jellyfish Mage hollered.

“You and what army?” Reggie asked.

The Mage began to command the alien jellyfish to attack the heroes.

“These jellyfish are so violent!” Pancake hollered.

“I LITERALLY hate you guys!” Lori hollered.

“You’re worse than Cabbage Patch Dolls!” Lincoln hollered.

“Hey! Watch it! I’ll sue!” Angelica hollered.

“Thank god I’m wearing kryptonite pants.” Clyde said.

Then, Vega, daughter of Vexus and good friend of Jenny, the Loud kids’ parents, the McBryde patriarch couple and Lincoln and Clyde’s best friends Zach Gurdle, Rusty Spokes, Liam, Stella and Girl Jordan have arrived in the scene.

“Vega!” Jenny hollered.

“Long time no see, Jenny! Sounds like you need some help.” Vega explained.

“Yeah. Big time.” Jenny said.

“Mom! Dad! How come did you guys decide to join us?” Lincoln asked.

“We were so worried about your well-being on this war that we became fearful that you and your sisters would get yourselves seriously hurt.” Rita replied.

“We don’t wanna lose our precious babies, so we used Lisa’s technology to warp to your current location and help you guys win this epic crusade against that guy you kids call Alzarax.” Mr. Loud explained.

“We’ve even enlisted the help of Clyde’s parents and Lincoln and Clyde’s school friends to boost your team.” Rita said.

“Dads! I didn’t expect you guys to fight alongside me.” Clyde said.

“We’re doing everything for our beloved son!” Harold hollered.

“That’s what papa wolves and papa bears are for.” Howard commented.

“Stella! Rusty! Liam! Girl Jordan! Et tu, Zach?” Lincoln asked, surprised.

“We don’t wanna risk losing our best schoolmates in Royal Woods.” Stella replied.

“Neither Clyde nor your sisters will be enough to help you win this war.” Girl Jordan explained.

“Linky! Clyde! You missed us?” Rusty asked.

“You WON’T leave me out of anything again!” Liam hollered, clenching his teeth.

“Clincoln McGurdle is back!” Zach hollered.

“Thanks, guys.” Lincoln said.

“Let’s take down the alien jellyfish swarm!” Jimmy hollered.

“Jellyfish! Come out and play!” Lynn hollered.

Therefore, the gang immediately took down the alien jellyfish forces.

“Get away from our children!” Mr. Loud hollered, smacking several alien jellyfish with his belt.

“We did it!” Timmy hollered.

“I’m finger-lickin’ good!” Lynn hollered.

“Clincoln McGurdle wins!” Lincoln, Clyde and Zach hollered in unison, fist bumping each other.

“But where’s the Mage?” Leonardo asked.

“Up here!” The Jellyfish Mage hollered, waving down at the heroes.

“You’ve moved the jellyfish, but you didn’t move your body!” Zach hollered.

“You really need to rethink your strategy.” The Mage explained.

“Then try ours, hija de la perra! Coño!!!” Rosa Casagrande, Ronnie Anne’s grandmother, hollered.

Mr. Blik leaped into the air as he smacked the Mage with a large golden hammer. His brother Gordon then used a very sacred blade to make an attack. Then, their younger brother Waffle galloped on a large bottle of root beer as he loudly burped on the Mage.

“This is nuestra chance! Charge!” Hector Casagrande, Ronnie Anne’s grandfather, hollered.

Rosa fired shots of food on the Mage. Carlota, Hector and Rosa’s granddaughter and Ronnie Anne’s cousin, subdued the Mage with fabric, felter and ribbons. CJ, her first baby brother, glomped the Mage. Carlotta’s second baby brother Carlino kicked the Mage. Stanley Chang, Sid’s father, engaged the Mage into a sword combat, eventually winning the match. Annie and her talking Pony kicked the Mage’s stomach with Pony’s hooves.

“I would never hit a woman, but you’re so evil that you’re an exception.” Hector said, smacking the Mage with his guitar.

Carlitos, the baby of the Casagrande family, pissed on the Mage. Frida Puga, the Casagrande matriarch, took a humiliating and embarrassed picture of the defeated Mage and sobbed in laughter.

“I’ll bet you have hop, hope and worry.” Annie commented.

“Admit it, your bouts are all staged.” Carlos, Frida Puga’s husband, said.

The Mage trembled a little bit.

“You have won this match. I won’t end it like this.” The Mage explained, vanishing.

“如果你敢再次伤害我的女儿, 我会用Visa技术扯掉你的脸!” [If you dare to hurt my daughter again, I'm gonna run your face in the Visa technology!] Stanley hollered, in his native Chinese language.

“Ronnie Anne, are you alright?” Maria Santiago, Ronnie Anne’s mom and Carlos’ sister, asked, walking to her daughter.

“Mi hija, como estás?” Mr. Santiago, Maria’s then-estranged husband, asked.

“I’m fine, mom and dad. You guys all came here to help me?” Ronnie Anne asked.

“Sí, cariño. It’s what família is about.” Mr. Santiago replied.

“Thanks, papá, I appreciate that. And if you guys worry this much about me, maybe I can make things easier for you.” Ronnie Anne said.

“Very good, mi hija. You’ll finally wear your uncle’s tracker?” Maria asked.

“Not just that. I’m also carrying mi abuela’s lucky crystals.” Ronnie Anne replied, taking out the tracker and the magic crystals.

“You’ve gone into a lot of trouble, young lady. Be glad that you mom, dad and baby sister all came here to save you.” Stanley said, glaring at his daughter.

“Good thing you made good friends on this journey.” Becca, Stanley’s wife, said.

“Hehehe.... Sorry, mom and dad. Hey, how’s my baby sister?” Sid Chang asked, chuckling sheepishly.

“I wanna kill whoever hurts my big sis.” Adelaide, Sid Chang’s younger sister, explained.

“Thanks a lot, all you guys.” Mako said.

“It was our pleasure.” Gordon Quid said.

“That funny lady was in deep shock when we came in!” Waffle holllered.

“That cracked me up!” Pony hollered.

“I’m Mr. Blik or just Blik if you prefer.” Mr. Blik said, introducing himself to his fellow teammates.

“My name’s Annie and this is my talking Pony.” Annie said, introducing herself and her pony to the team.

“Looks like we’re not the only ones who can talk to animals.” Eliza said.

“I know.” Timmy said.

“This is sure.” June Bailey commented.

“Incognito.” August commented.

“Meet nuestra família and nuestros amigos.” Hector said, introducing the Casagrandes and the Changs to the heroes.

“No contaban con nuestra astucia!” Carlino hollered.

“Hey Arnold, you may not know me, but I worked with your mom, dad and Eduardo back in San Lorenzo.” Mr. Santiago explained.

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Santiago.” Arnold said, shaking hands with Mr. Santiago.

“The world is shrinking too much, ain’t it Mr. Santiago?” Lincoln asked.

“Sí, mi hija has been talking a lot about you, lame-o.” Mr. Santiago replied, chuckling.

“Your daughter has just pulled you, for crying out loud.” Lincoln commented, giggling.

“If I’m correct, you’re the last extra heroes?” Jimmy asked.

“Exactly right.” Gordon replied.

“The old hermit crab is now dead tired as he finally decided to take a rest.” Waffle explained.

“It’s a good thing too.” Asami said.

“Vega, is my mom and my friends alright?” Jenny asked.

“Of course! They’re all waiting for you!” Vega replied.

Then, Jenny could feel that her head is really hurting her.

“Jenny?” Vega asked.

“My head hurts a lot...” Jenny replied.

“I think I know why.” Vega explained.

“Jenny’s key?” Jimmy asked.

Vega nodded her head. Jimmy held out his tracker. Vega put her hand onto that tracker and then let go.

“It’s near at a jungle-like temple.” Vega explained.

“But it’s the future... Shouldn’t a jungle exist?” Donatello asked.

“Not from what I had seen.” Vega replied.

“We better go then.” Jenny said.

Therefore, the heroes immediately headed for the temple.

“Wooo-wooo-woooooooo!!!” Lynn and Margo hollered in unison.

Then, Jenny’s creator/mother Nora Wakeman contacted her on the communicator vision.

“XJ9! Are you alright?” Dr. Wakeman asked.

“Yes. I’m fine, mom. No scratches or anything.” Jenny replied.

“You must be careful, XJ9. Danger could be lurking around.” Dr. Wakeman explained.

“I know, mom.” Jenny said, rolling her eyes.

“If anything, I’ll call your friends Bradley, Tucker and Sheldon for backup.” Dr. Wakeman said.

“Sounds good, mom.” Jenny said, nodding her head.

Dr. Wakeman then signed off. Sam transformed into her plant self again in order to compromise with the feel. The team began to make their way towards the top.

“Wow! I always thought Harrison Ford was taller.” Lynn commented.

“Annoying vines!” Raphael hollered.

The gang has reached the top.

“At long last you came, XJ9.” Vexus said.

“Vexus.” Jenny said.

“Mother.” Vega said.

“Sometimes I don’t get you, Vega.” Vexus explained.

“Jenny’s my friend, mother. I can’t just betray her.” Vega explained.

“I bet that you have my key, am I right?” Jenny asked.

Vexus snickered as she showed Jenny the key.

“And I’m giving this to Alzarax.” Vexus explained.

“And who’s that?” Mr. Krabs asked.

“I’m Scratch.” Scratch replied, introducing herself.

“Are you from Krypton or are you just happy to see me?” Clyde asked.

“I was once a musician, and then I was captured by...” Scratch explained.

“Ugh! Not another boring backstory!” Casey hollered.

“We don’t care!” April hollered.

“I’d rather talk to snails!” Eliza hollered.

“How can I talk to you when you’re like this?!” Sam Sharp asked.

Jenny immediately threw her to the corners of outer space.

“We won’t let her ruin our moment.” Jenny pouted.

“Let’s see who gets the last laugh.” Vexus explained.

Vexus unleashed her great fury on her daughter, Jenny and the gang.

“DIOS MIO!!!! A CORRER!!!!!” Hector hollered.

The heroes jumped out of the way. Vexus then unleashed a swarm of cluster robots.

“Ay-yi-yi caramba...” Carlino said.

“This is muy loco.” Rosa said.

“Oh crud.” Jenny said.

“Jenny!” Brad Crabunkle hollered.

Brad, his little brother Tuck, Sheldon Lee and a couple of unexpected allies Bea and her fishman friend Cad arrived on the scene.

“Brad! Tuck! Sheldon!” Jenny hollered.

“Are you alright, Jenny?” Sheldon asked.

“Whoa. Vexus is steaming mad.” Tuck said.

“Tell me about it.” Jenny said.

“And who are you two guys?” Blocky asked.

“I’m Bea.” Bea said, introducing herself to the heroes.

“And my name’s Cad.” Cad explained, introducing himself to the team.

“You sound just like me.” Patrick said.

“Of course I do, only more wiser, serious and mature.” Cad said.

“I know. The Wise Old Hermit Crab summoned you both.” Jenny commented.

“You got it.” Cad said.

“We’re here to help you guys crush Alzarax’s army.” Bea explained.

“Why not settle for XJ9’s key when I can have them all?” Vexus asked.

Vexus leaped to grab the other heroes’ keys. Then, a bright light appeared as Vexus was blinded by this colorful system. The cluster robots were also drawn to it.

“It’s not worth it! You’ll surrender to the likes of Alzarax!” Vexus hollered, throwing the key to Jenny and retreating for now.

“Mother...” Vega said.

“C’mon, cariño. Don’t bother about that asshole.” Frida Puga said.

“Yes, mamá. Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!” Carlino hollered, flipping the bird to Vexus.

“So, Jen. Who’s Alzarax?” Brad asked.

“Only someone who wants to take over the world.” Jenny replied.

“H-he’s mean business.” Sheldon explained.

“I know.” Tuck added.

“Jenny, we’re going to help you out in order to stop him.” Brad explained.

“Y-you will?” Jenny asked.

Brad, Tuck and Sheldon nodded their heads.

“I’m coming too.” Vega said.

“Thanks, guys. If we’re together, I’m sure Alzarax doesn’t stand a chance.” Jenny explained.

“The more heroes you get, the universe’s lightest heroes we’ll become.” Cad said.

“You’ll need my assistance, XJ9.” Dr. Wakeman said, appearing from nowhere.

“M-mom?” Jenny asked.

“I’ve always wanted to see another world with my own eyes.” Dr. Wakeman explained.

“Just don’t embarrass me in front of my friends.” Jenny said, rather embarrassed.

“The problem we have right now is that the portal back to Volcano Island is on the other side.” Phoebe explained.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Rhonda screamed in anguish.

“Guys, chillax. I got this.” Sam said, letting out a Tarzan howl.

The others became confused. Plant cannons appeared from out the ground and shot the team out with a very loud impact. Sam returned to her normal self.

“Sam, how did you...?” Danny asked.

“Turns out I can use that effective howl to contact the plants.” Sam replied.

“Impressive.” Tucker said.

The team landed on the ground and went inside the portal, heading back to Volcano Island. Dr. Wakeman was amazed by the tech the headquarters has to offer.

“This is really amazing! Look at this tech!” Dr. Wakeman hollered.

“Mom...” Jenny said, feeling embarrassed.

“I’m so impressed at this cave of wonders.” Bea said.

“We’ve received many keys from different worlds. All that’s left is to scout the final two.” Frida said.

“Easy said than done.” Korra said, agreeing with Frida.

“These would be great for my collection.” Norbert commented.

The Nicktoons’ brain trust began to search for the final couple of keys on the giant database.

“Harpy’s key is at Podunkello.” Jimmy said.

“It’s my homeworld.” Harpy said.

“While the last key is at the Wayne.” Miko explained.

“It’s our building!” Olly and Saraline hollered in unison.

“Whoa. That’s a lot of work.” Annie said.

“I’ve got a perfect idea: the original four members will head out to the Wayne to help Ansi and the Timberses find their own key. I’m also taking Tak, Zim, Dib, GIR, Rocko, Arnold, Helga, Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang.” Jimmy explained.

“Woohoo! A trip with the original four members!” SpongeBob hollered.

“Sweet, a trip with the quintet of tomboys.” Lincoln said.

“With five of us, we’ll have lots of family fun, brah!” Luna hollered.

“Lynnsanity in the house!” Lynn hollered.

“Are you ready for an exciting trip with five tomboys, lame-o?” Ronnie Anne asked.

“Sure I am, cuz I’m the man with a plan.” Lincoln replied.

“Well, at least, anything can go downhill from here.” Dib explained.

“Yeah. I’m stuck with YOU.” Zim said.

“Sam, can you take Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Phoebe, Gerald, Harold, Rhonda, Nadine, Stinky, Eugene, Brainy, Curly, Sid, the Turtles, Korra, Jenny, Heffer, Filburt, Ren, Stimpy, CatDog, the monsters, the Thornberry children and their talking pet chimp, the Beavers, the babies, Hap, Shannon, Reggie, Sammy, June Bailey and her Wonderland animals, Malachi, Seventeen, Brian, the Terrytoons, Rudy, Penny, Snap, Harvey, Pinky, Manny, Frida, the Offbeats, the rest of the Loud and Casagrande families, Chunk and Sam Sharp’s band with you to help Harpy find her key?” Jimmy asked.

“You can count on me, Jimmy.” Sam replied.

“While I’m not going to do some summoning, some allies are going to come when you get back.” The Wise Old Crab explained.

“You mean Mr. Chadbot and SpongeGlob?” SpongeBob asked.

“And my own grandpa?” Lincoln asked.

“Can’t wait!” Patrick hollered.

“And Grandpa better bring grandma Myrtle to the party. We miss them both!” Lori hollered.

Two portals have arrived, Jimmy, Timmy, Danny and SpongeBob, along with Tak, Zim, Dib, GIR, Rocko, Arnold, Helga, Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Ronnie Anne and Sid Chang headed towards the Wayne to help its tenants, while everyone else headed towards Podunkello, home of Harpy Gee.

Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness! Ch. 32

NOTE: The characters of Ruth and George were officially renamed Mazzy and Sully from The Loud House, but this story will be presented the way it was originally written before their name change.

Chapter 32: Rudy Got the Chalk!

The team has arrived in Chalkzone.

“Ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does.” Luna said.

“This is like a luau at Frank Oz’s house!” Luan hollered.

“So this is Chalkzone?” Shannon asked.

“Of course it is!” Snap replied.

“My key must be somewhere...” Rudy commented.

The heroes began observing the many chalk drawings that inhabit this environment.

“To be honest, I would love to live in this place.” Frida said, in a very casual manner.

“Agreed.” Heckle said.

“Suits up.” Jeckle said.

“This just gives me a Mary Poppins feeling.” Chunk commented.

The heroes then listened to a disturbing sound.

“Did you guys hear that?” Penny asked.

“Sure do. And it’s coming from the district area of this place.” Fee replied.

The heroes hurried in following the sound. Biclops, the guardian of Magic Chalk Mines, Queen Rapsheeba, Chalkzone’s musical celebrity and Snap’s crush, and Blocky, Snap’s best friend and oldest brother, were cornered by some unwanted mob.

“These chumps must want something from us, right?” Blocky asked.

“Probably this key with Rudy’s image.” Rapsheeba replied, holding Rudy’s key.

“I’ll try my best to protect you guys.” Biclops said.

Biclops proceeded in whipping the Cystoids, but to no avail. The Cystoids began to get closer to Biclops, Rapsheeba and Blocky. In the nick of time, the heroes had sprung in to intervene.

“Chow time!” Snap hollered.

“Snap! Bro! You’re back home!” Blocky hollered.

“Who are these guys?” Rapsheeba asked.

“Lots of help we got from other zones.” Rudy replied.

Luna, Lynn and Lana nodded their heads together. The heroes then made a rather impressive move on the Cystoids who were demolished within a second. Snap then kicked the broken machines.

“If I ever see you bitches around here again, I’ll butcher y’all!!!” Lynn roared.

“One more Excarder and I’m serious, I’m gonna rip their intestines apart!” Luna roared.

“This is what happens when you keep judging me by size and age!” Lana roared.

“Yeah, that’ll show ya!” Snap hollered.

Biclops, Rapsheeba and Blocky then shook hands with Rudy, Penny and Snap’s newcoming allies.

“Thanks for the save back here.” Rapsheeba said.

The heroes with the exception of Squidward and Zim simply smiled.

“It was no problem.” June Bailey said.

“Yeah, it totally was!” Fee and Foo hollered in unison.

“Note to self: don’t step on any brown mushy rocks!” Lynn hollered.

Rudy retrieved his key from Rapsheeba.

“I wonder what is the true purpose of this key.” Rudy pondered.

Then, the Beanie Boys stole Rudy’s key.

“Hey!” Rudy hollered.

“Who do you think you are?” Mako asked.

“Beanie Boys, Beanie Boys. We’re the boys that Skrawl employs!” The Beanie Boys hollered, singing and moving away.

“And who is this Skrawl?” Korra asked.

“My creation that was bastardized by Reggie and the others. It was not my idea.” Rudy replied.

“We need to find Skrawl!” Penny hollered.

The team marched towards Skrawl’s lair. There, Skrawl is gloating over Rudy’s key.

“Excuse me, Skrawl. You have something that belongs to me.” Rudy explained.

“You mean this key of yours? Once I give it to Alzarax, I’ll take over Chalkzone and make you and your friends pay for my misery.” Skrawl commented.

“Not if I can help you feel better!” Rudy hollered.

“Guys, teach this creep a lesson!” Jimmy hollered.

“YOU’LL DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!” Lynn roared.

The team did everything to bring Skrawl to justice. However, Skrawl just grabbed Asami and took her hostage.

“Asami! NO!” Mako hollered.

“Let go off me, you creep!” Asami hollered.

“Stay away from me! Or this wench will be my new Chalk Queen!” Skrawl hollered, throwing threats at the heroes.

“He’s right! Don’t hurt him! Or we’ll lose Asami forever!” Penny hollered.

“But what should we do?” Phoebe asked.

Then, a group of unfamiliar rabble rousers arrived to save Asami and shove Skrawl down its rightful place. It consisted of Lynn’s best friends Margo Roberts and Paula, and the Glitch Techs called Miko Kubota and Hector Nieves.

“You mess with the Loud family, you mess with us!” Paula hollered.

“Margo! Paula! My besties!” Lynn hollered.

“Don’t worry, Lynnsanity! We got this covered!” Margo hollered.

“You want trouble? There’s some trouble for you!” Hector Nieves hollered.

“Make a Chalk Queen out of someone of your own size!” Miko hollered.

Hector Nieves and Miko blasted lots of plasma on Skrawl’s face. Paula kicked her soccer ball to Margo who defeated Skrawl for good with her bicycle kick, freeing Asami in the process.

“Asami! Are you alright?” Mako asked, rushing towards Asami.

“My pride has been hurt, but otherwise I’m okay.” Asami replied.

“Who do you think I am? Do you think I’m a fucking whore like you? I’ve told you, man! I’ve told you! Don’t fuck with me! I told ya! Don’t fuck with us! See if I care!” Lynn hollered, lashing out at Skrawl.

“Alzarax will avenge me!” Skrawl hollered, tossing Rudy’s key and retreating.

“Yo, dudettes! Did the Wise Old Crab just summon you?” Lynn asked.

“Yup. This is a team sport.” Margo replied.

“That Skrawl is finally down to loser...” Paula said.

“...town!” Lynn completed.

Lynn, Margo and Paula stacked their hands and chest bumped in victory.

“Thanks for the help, guys.” Rudy said.

“No problem, kid.” Hector Nieves commented.

“We’re the Glitch Techs.” Miko explained, introducing Hector Nieves and herself to the Nicktoons and showing them Hinobi’s business card.

“Our army is getting larger and larger. Alzarax will look like a dwarf.” Snap commented.

“Who’s Alzarax?” Rapsheeba asked.

“A bigger threat than Reggie Bullnerd.” Rudy replied.

“No offense, my man.” Snap said, turning to the floppy-eared Reggie.

“Hey, it’s okay.” Reggie said.

“Mind you if we break out into a song?” Rudy asked.

“We’re the Chalkzone Band!” Snap hollered.

“Another show-stopping song? That’s ripping!” Luna hollered.

“There’s no way to not perform it.” Sam Sharp explained.

“Alright, people. One, two...” George announced.

Luna, Sam Sharp, Ruth, George, Rudy, Penny and Snap started playing the song ‘Let It Ride’.

[Luna]
You can't sit around waiting for the path to glory
You gotta get movin' to tell your story
The bigger they come, the harder they fall
From the littlest acorns come trees so tall
And where you're comin' from is where you're goin'
Til' you get there you got no way of knowin'

All the love in the world won't find you if you don't let it

[Luna and Sam Sharp]
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride
And every mistake is a break but only if you get it
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Luna then proceeded to perform her guitar solo.

[Luna, Sam Sharp, Ruth, George, Rudy, Penny and Snap]
All the love in the world won't find you if you don't let it

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride
And every mistake is a break but only if you get it
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

[Luna]
Everyday is a brand new place
Feel the sun upon your face
Try somethin' new, don't regret it
A hole in your shoe but just forget it

[Luna, Sam Sharp, Ruth, George, Rudy, Penny and Snap]
LET IT RIDE!!!!

[Luna]
Oh, you got to let it

[Luna, Sam Sharp, Ruth, George, Rudy, Penny and Snap]
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride
LET IT RIDE!!!!

[Luna]
Oh, you got to let it

[Luna, Sam Sharp, Ruth, George, Rudy, Penny and Snap]
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Luna and Sam Sharp concluded the song with their guitar performance. The Nicktoons and the Chalkzone residents cheered and clapped their hands.

“You guys all made the speakers blow out!” Margo hollered.

“That show-stopping song was the shit!” Miko hollered.

“Thanks, dudettes. We won’t be sorry for being proud.” Luna explained.

“We’re always proud of who we really are and what we’re capable to do.” Sam Sharp said.

“I’ll tell ya, those girls got more chalk than Rudy.” Snap commented.

“Oh bite me!” Penny hollered, slightly annoyed.

“Wouldn’t you mind if I join you guys?” Rapsheeba asked.

“We would like to get the flavor of the real world.” Blocky said.

“I dunno, but... what the heck.” Rudy commented.

“Good luck, everyone! I’ll stay here protecting Chalkzone!” Biclops hollered.

“We’ll be back soon!” Snap hollered.

The Nicktoons went outside. Then, they saw a mirage of another world.

“Is that another world?” Asami asked.

“It’s Tremorton, my town! The second key must be there!” Jenny replied.

“Then, we’re going to Tremorton!” Jimmy hollered.

“Oh yeah! Futuristic city!” Bolin hollered.

“I would like to know what it looks like.” Margo said.

Therefore, the team jumped inside the portal, heading towards Tremorton, Jenny’s town.