Chapter 3: A Baby’s Gotta Do What a Baby’s Gotta Do!
The Nicktoons arrived at the Pickles’ residence.
“Okay, guys. This will be the testing of our babysitting skills.” Lori commented.
“Here goes nothing.” Lincoln said, ringing the door bell.
Tommy Pickles’ parents Didi and Stu opened the door.
“Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Pickles. We’re the Loud family and we’re offering our babysitting services.” Lincoln explained, introducing himself, his sisters, friends and other heroes.
“Oh nice. Tommy’s friends are always reuniting in our home.” Didi said.
“Then, consider yourselves hired.” Stu said.
Then, the Nicktoons went inside the house where Tommy Pickles reunited with his fellow Rugrats: Chuckie Finster, Phil and Lil DeVile, Angelica Pickles and Susie Carmichael.
“We’re happy to see you back!” Phil hollered.
“Hey little dudes, I’m gonna teach you how to do a drum circle.” Luna said, introducing herself and fellow Louds to the Rugrats, and picking up the drums.
“I've got some great comedy props in case little someone gets a ouchie.” Luan said, hitting herself with her hammer and fainting.
“And I’ll give you some makeovers.” Leni explained.
“And I’ll tell Ace Savvy and the Full House Gang stories.” Lincoln explained.
“Tommy, who are those people?” Chuckie asked.
“They’re my friends from other worlds.” Tommy Pickles replied.
“I’ve never seen them before.” Susie said.
“Hey you! Wanna know who’s the boss here? Me! And nobody else!” Angelica hollered.
“Pipe down, kid. As if I can’t handle El Tigre enough, now I’ve got to stand you as well.” Korra said.
“And if you don’t bow before me, I’m gonna...” Angelica hissed.
“You and whose army?” Lola asked.
“What? Another blondie bully? I smell unfair competition!” Angelica hollered.
“You wanna fight? I’ll teach you how to fight!” Lynn hollered.
Angelica, Lola and Lynn started a very ugly cock fight.
“Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!” Lana chanted continuously.
“Slay her! Fry her! Grill her!” Clyde hollered, rooting for both Lynn and Lola.
The three girls kept fighting viciously until they stumbled into some excarders much to their mutual horror.
“Who are these boogey creeps?” Chuckie asked, horrified.
“Uh-oh...the excarders.” Tommy Pickles replied, fearfully.
“No excarders will thrash these dumb babies but me!” Angelica hollered.
“Well, let’s battle them!” Raphael said.
“Alright! Patrick! Combination time!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Gotcha!” Patrick said.
Patrick grabbed SpongeBob’s legs, started to swing back and forth and finally tossed SpongeBob.
“Bubble Strike!” SpongeBob shouted, launching a swarm of bubbles at the excarders.
Gary finished some of them off as SpongeBob and Patrick gave each other a high-five.
“SpongeBob and Patrick just combined their movements together.” Tak said.
“It’s just like in one of those comic books.” Rocko said.
“Well then, let’s try it ourselves!” Timmy said.
Danny and Tak fused their moves together to form a gigantic juju ghost ball which stroke at the excarders. Korra fused her firebending with El Tigre’s retractable claws to clash at the excarders. Lana and Stimpy launched a mixture of mud, cat dirt and hairballs against the excarders. Luna and Ickis played an harmonic combination of heavy metal guitar solo, Luna’s metal scream and Ickis’ roar to stun the excarders. Lynn and Rocko used the jackhammer to cause earthquakes that struck the excarders down. Henry and June relied on cartoon physics to outsmart and overpower the excarders. CatDog and Lucy both slaughtered the excarders with their combination of claws and fangs. The turtles and the beavers formed a swarming whirlpool to knock down the excarders. Jimmy, Timmy, Arnold and Eliza created a majestic waterfall of science, wits, magic and mystical nature to splash the excarders. Lori and Leni applies lots of makeup on the excarders. Lincoln and Clyde double-kicked the excarders away from the house.
“Yeah, you better go away!” Timmy said.
“Woo-hoo! LJ all day baby!” Lynn said.
“We did it! Hooray!” SpongeBob and Patrick said.
“HA! In your spooty faces! Nyeeeeh!!!” Dagget hollered.
“I have to admit it, that was really tough.” Donatello said.
“Yeah, not really! Those chumps didn’t stand a chance!” Raphael said.
“You shouldn’t underestimate them, Raph.” Leonardo said.
“But at least we won, right?” Michelangelo said.
“Hey! What’s this?” Tommy Pickles asked, picking up a strange-looking key.
“It’s a key with your face!” Chuckie said.
“Give me that! With this key, I can be queen!” Angelica said.
“Angelica, give it back!” Tommy Pickles said.
“No way! With this key, you dumb babies will all bow to me!” Angelica gloated.
Then, a loud growl could be heard.
“Luna! Chill!” Lincoln hollered.
“Dude, I didn’t do anything!” Luna explained.
“And don’t blame me!” Ickis said.
Suddenly, the excarder version of Spike the Dog appeared, threatening the heroes.
“Spike? How dare you to defy me?” Angelica asked, both irritated and freaked out.
“Bad news: the excarders possessed him to retaliate.” June said.
“Don’t worry, Spike! We’ll save you!” Eliza hollered.
Therefore, the team did their very best to bring Spike back to normal. However, the dog looked like he got very acute and serious rabies.
“That dog has got very serious rabies!” Lana hollered.
“He’s gone beyond feral!” Timmy hollered.
“Bad dog! Stupid dog! Stop it! STOP IT!” Angelica hollered, infuriated.
Then, Tommy Pickles noticed Lisa’s syringe with some serum and grabbed it.
“Hey, hey! What are you doing with my potion? Give me back!” Lisa hollered.
“Tommy, NO! You’re going to get yourself murdered!” Chuckie hollered.
“It’s me he wants! I don’t wanna lose our pet dog forever!” Tommy Pickles explained.
Tommy Pickles went into Spike’s back while he’s distracted and injected coats of serum into his butt. The excarders ran away to never return again. Spike returned to normal and licked the Rugrats.
“I’m so happy to have you back!” Tommy Pickles giggles.
“Eliza! Long time no see!” Spike hollered, glomping Eliza.
“It’s been a long since your Chaz and Kira’s honeymoon gone awry!” Eliza commented.
“That Alzarax bozo should be ashamed of turning our dog against us!” Susie whined.
“Tommy, who’s that mysterious guy?” Chuckie asked.
“The worst bully we would’ve ever faced.” Tommy Pickles replied.
“Well, I guess we did it.” Tak said.
“Somehow, it was too easy.” Patrick said.
“A little too easy.” Ickis said.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Spike.” Ren greeted Spike.
“No excarder can keep a good dog down.” Dog said.
“You said it, pals.” Spike said.
“Tommy, can we go with you to the outside world?” Chuckie asked.
“Sure. We can all have the fun together.” Tommy Pickles replied.
“And I’ll be your leader!” Angelica hollered.
“And Spike will be our noble guardian in this journey.” Lil said.
Spike barked in pride. A portal opened up and the Nicktoons went inside, heading back to Volcano Island.
“This place is a perfect palace for me.” Angelica commented.
“Too mysterious, but cozy, warming and comforting.” Chuckie commented.
“Hey Stimpy, where do we want to go next?” Ren asked.
“Let’s go to Spumcopolis!” Stimpy replied.
A portal appeared. The Nicktoons went inside it, heading towards Spumcopolis, home of Ren & Stimpy.
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