Chapter 14: Time for KaBlam!
The Nicktoons have arrived at the homeworld of the Offbeats.
“Welcome to KaBlam! This is where comics and cartoons are the one!” June hollered.
“It’s so simplistic and colorful.” Raphael said.
“We’re in the world of the Offbeats!” Henry hollered.
“I Iove this comic! But where’s the narration?” Lana asked.
“They nervous, they nebbish, they small, and the Populars won’t give them any goddamn. But that’s okay, life is heaven. They cool. They’re the Offbeats.” Grubby Groo’s voice narrated the introduction.
“Really, a distracting narration?” Raphael asked.
“Guess who’s coming!” Henry hollered.
“My name’s Betty Anne Bongo, I sing this little song-o, I sing it all day long-o!” Betty Anne Bongo appeared, singing her theme tune.
“Hi, little girl. Really loud music.” Luna commented.
“Thanks, young lady. You guys don’t seem from here.” Betty Anne said.
“We’re friends from the other side.” Michelangelo explained.
“Well, welcome to my world. I’m introducing you guys to my gang.” Betty Anne said, leading the Nicktoons to the other Offbeats. Unfortunately, they’re all possessed by the Excarders.
“Tommy? Repunzil? August? September? What did you guys just eat?” Betty Anne asked.
“They’re controlled by the Excarders. This is DEFINITELY NOT good.” June explained.
“I can handle this peacefully.” Betty Anne said.
“No, Betty Anne! Wait!” Korra hollered, to Betty Anne’s deaf ears.
“SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!” Betty Anne roared in her ear-raping and over-the-top manly voice.
The Excarders were so startled by Betty Anne’s roar that they simply ran away in fear, leaving the bodies of the other Offbeats.
“Whoa...what’s going on?” Tommy asked.
“My head’s so heavy...” Repunzil groaned.
“All I’m seeing is nothing but stars and planets...” August said.
“I swear I’ll never eat curried beef again...” September said.
“I’d like to introduce you to my new friends from other worlds.” Betty Anne said.
Tommy, August, Repunzil and September waved at the Nicktoons.
“Pleasure to meet you all.” Lincoln said.
Suddenly, the Populars arrived on scene.
“Well, well, well. Look what do we have here...” Tina, the leader of the Populars, said.
“And those are the pain in our anus.” Betty Anne hissed.
“Wanna see the latest fashion trend?” Tuna asked, showing the keys.
“WHAT?! That’s our keys!” Henry hollered.
“Once we give them to Alzarax, he’ll shove these second-class misfits to the bottom of the food chain.” Tuna explained, causing the other Populars to laugh like hyenas.
“Why you little brats! Give those keys right now!” Korra hollered, storming into the Populars. However, Tina kicked Korra.
“Watch your manners, woman!” Tina threatened.
“We’ll show you our real good manners!” Raphael snarled.
“Punish then with extreme prejudice!” Jimmy hollered.
The Nicktoons tried their best to slam the Populars. But despite their best efforts, they only acted like a bunch of amateurs.
“It’s not fair! They always have the upper hand!” Korra hollered.
“All right! Time to use our secret weapon!” Betty Anne hollered.
The Offbeats combined their determinations and stormed into the Populars.
“LEAVE US ALL ALONE!!!” The Offbeats roared in unison at the Populars, in their ear-raping and over-the-top manly voice, causing them to freeze in shock and horror.
“They’re all growing up really fast, aren’t they?” One of the Populars, Billy, asked.
Tina gets really furious and the Populars toss the yelling Billy away to the distance.
“Take this stupid key! Alzarax’s gonna give all of you wedgies!” Tina hollered, tossing the keys to Henry and June, and leaving the scene with her fellow Populars.
“You guys were amazing!” Korra hollered.
“Yeah, how did you manage to achieve this?” Leonardo asked.
“We just asked. So what?” Betty Anne said.
“Can anyone explain who is this Alzarax?” Repunzil asked.
“The dark lord who made Brazil suffer the infamous 7x1 at home.” June replied.
“Sigh.” September groaned.
“In the darkest of the times, we’re offering you our services.” August said.
“Thanks, guys.” Betty Anne said.
“Now where to go?” Oblina asked.
“Our to Africa! You guys will be awed by its natural majesty!” Eliza replied.
“Next stop: Africa!” Jimmy hollered.
A portal has appeared and the Nicktoons hopped inside.
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