Chapter 10: Slaughter in Wayouttatown!
The heroes arrived on Wayouttatown.
“Canada, sweet Canada.” Norbert said.
“Actually, this place is located in Oregon.” Lisa explained.
“Isn’t this majestic?” Dagget asked.
“Sure it is!” Lynn hollered.
“Rolling through the grass!” Lana hollered.
“A perfect place for hiking.” Lincoln said.
“It better be better than our first wild trip.” Clyde said.
Then, something ambushed the heroes.
“My glasses! Is everyone alright?” Lisa asked.
“Somehow.” Michelangelo replied.
“What was that?” Raphael asked.
“Well, it’s just our buddies!” Dagget hollered.
The excarder versions of Stump, Bing, Barry Bear, Truckee, Big Rabbit and Wolffe D. Wolf revealed themselves.
“Unfortunately, they’ve fallen under the Excarders as well.” Norbert explained.
“We...” Barry said.
“Must...” Big Rabbit said.
“Eat...” Truckee said.
“Beavers!!!” Wolffe hollered.
“What’s the problem with you guys?! I thought we were friends!” Dagget hollered.
“We need to save them from the excarders!” Norbert hollered.
“Team, do something!” Jimmy hollered.
The Nicktoons risked their necks to save the Beavers’ friends from the excarders. However, they’ve gone primal feral.
“Ingrates! We’re trying to help you out and this is how you thank us?” Dagget asked, annoyed and irritated.
“Only the power of disco can save them.” Norbert replied.
The Beavers threw a colorful disco party and the Wayouttatown critters happily danced to the groove, finally alienating themselves from the excarders.
“That sound was so groovy.” Barry said.
“What were we doing?” Truckee asked.
“Yeah, what has really happened?” Big Rabbit asked.
“That was not what I’d normally do.” Wolffe said.
Stump reverted to its non-sentient, lifeless state.
“You’ve just felt the power of nostalgia.” Norbert explained.
“Dude, I thought disco went the way of the dinosaurs and dodos.” Luna commented.
Suddenly, an army of heavily weaponized female raccoons surrounded the heroes.
“Who dares to trespass my beloved kingdom?” High Princess asked.
“Who’s the leader of those tribalistic raccoons?” Raphael asked.
“I’m the High Princess! And with this key, I shall make my enemies suffer forever!” High Princess hollered, showing the Beavers’ key.
“That’s our key!” Dagget hollered.
“I guess we’ll never get the key without a fight.” Norbert commented.
“Let’s cook some raccoon barbecue!” Jimmy hollered.
The heroes and the raccoons engaged into a very ugly brawl. However, the raccoons easily outnumbered the heroes.
“They just keep going!” Norbert hollered.
“Not even ‘The Lord of the Rings’ overused endless crowds for the sake of it!” Dagget hollered.
Suddenly, a very echoing roar startled everyone.
"ROOOOOOAAAAAAWWWWRR!!!!" [HALT! I’M THE MIGHTY REPTAR!] Reptar hollered.
“Hey! It’s the motherfucking T-Rex!” Lana hollered.
“No, it’s the amazing magnificent Reptar!” Susie corrected.
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!!!" [Reptar destroy EVERYTHING!] Reptar hollered.
Reptar used all his might to pauperize the evil fascist raccoon army.
“My army! My perfect army! What have you done?!” High Princess asked.
“Face it, your highness! Not even pure evil is flawless before the Muscular Beaver!” Dagget gloated.
“Take this key and leave us alone! And when your war is over, we’ll settle the score!” High Princess hollered, tossing the key to the Beavers and storming away alongside the remains of her embattled army.
“You critters have catchy rhymes, right dude?” Luna asked.
“Blame it on the Yak in the Sack, dudette.” Dagget replied.
“We’ve finally got our own key.” Norbert said.
“Norbert, we would like to know about Alzarax.” Barry said.
“Yeah, tell us about that mysterious guy.” Truckee said.
“The big bad devil.” Norbert explained.
“Hey! I can handle this big bad!” Bing hollered.
“Sorry, but Muscular Beaver has no need for sidekicks.” Dagget explained.
“But one big muscle isn’t to miss.” Barry said.
“Are you gonna let us in or what?” Truckee asked.
“Well, if you insist...” Dagget said.
“Thanks.” Barry said.
“And thanks for the big help, big guy.” Lana said.
"RROOOOOOOORRRRRGH!" [They not so big! Reptar stomp puny raccoons into pancakes!] Reptar hollered.
A portal surfaced as the team rushed inside, returning to Volcano Island.
“Norby, baby, can I learn how many tricks Muscular Beaver can perform with these keys?” Dagget asked.
“Save it for the later, amigos! Let’s head to Miracle City!” El Tigre hollered.
“Saddle up, hombre!” Lynn hollered.
“Ready to see my roots, señorita?” El Tigre asked.
Korra groaned in disgust.
A portal appeared. The Nicktoons went inside it, heading towards Miracle City, the home of El Tigre.
“Thank you for coming on such a short notice, boys. Your mission as it, uh, already began.” The hermit crab said.
Zim and his rival Div appeared from out the shadows.
“Well, I couldn’t refuse. After all, I was left to die on space!” Dib hollered.
“Hilarious. I’d have loved to see the outcome.” Zim said.
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