Chapter 11: Miracle City’s Finest!
The heroes have arrived in Miracle City.
“Dusty, dusty, ack!” Angelica hollered.
“Welcome to Miracle City, my friends!” El Tigre hollered.
“It’s not too shabby.” Korra said.
“You think so, señorita?” El Tigre asked, blushing.
“It’s kind of like a metropolis.” Leonardo said.
“It reminds me of the day I went to find my parents.” Arnold said.
“That’s because it’s located in Mexico!” El Tigre hollered.
“This is one of them no-horse towns!” Rocko hollered.
“Yep. That makes sense.” Patrick said.
“So, Manny, have any relatives or friends that live here?” SpongeBob asked.
“Course I do! My father, mother and grandfather! Can’t forget about my best friend...” El Tigre replied.
“Manny! Hey!” Frida Suarez hollered.
“Frida!” El Tigre hollered.
El Tigre and Frida did an awesome high-five.
“Wow.” Danny said, being speechless.
“Howdy, Miss Kitty.” Stimpy said.
“Where did you go, Manny? I’ve always missed you when you’re gone!” Frida hollered.
“Lately, it’s been complicated.” El Tigre said.
“Your friend’s gotta know its limitations.” Lynn said.
“Who’s this bimbo?” Frida asked.
“This here is my new girlfriend, Avatar Korra!” El Tigre replied, introducing Frida to Korra.
“Do not get any ideas, slimeface! I have a boyfriend!” Korra shouted.
“Nice to meet you, Korra~! Hope you’re taking good care of Manny!” Frida hollered, raising her hand towards Korra.
“Y-Yeah...” Korra said.
Korra and Frida shake hands.
“Howdy! There’s some doody!” Luan hollered.
“I’ll kill you and make it look like a bloody accident if you do anything to hurt Manny!” Frida hollered.
“I-It’s not like that.” Korra said.
“You want a piece of me?” Angelica asked.
“Oh yeah! Manny, for the reason I’m here! Creepy Django is back!” Frida hollered.
“Django of the Dead, you say?” El Tigre asked.
“Friend of yours?” Tak asked.
“Somewhat. Actually, he’s the grandson of Saratana of the Dead.” El Tigre replied.
“You can’t miss him! To the garage!” Frida hollered.
“There's gold in those hills!” Lana hollered.
“Well, now we know where to go.” Stimpy said.
“We ride out at dawn.” Lynn said, clinching her fists.
“Let’s go, everyone!” Jimmy hollered.
“Saddle up, hombre!” Norbert hollered.
“Yeehaw, little dogies!” Luna hollered.
“Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’! Rawhide!” Luna, Lynn and Lana hollered, singing in unison.
Therefore, the heroes followed Frida to the garage.
“I'm going to find Billy Crystal Smile.” Luan said.
“It's quiet, too quiet.” Lisa said.
“That’s weird. Where is he?” El Tigre asked.
“Right here!” Django hollered.
“Django!” El Tigre hollered.
“Well, if isn’t my good chum, Manny Rivera. Better known as El Tigre! I see that Frida brought you here safely.” Django said.
“Frida?” El Tigre asked.
“I’m so sorry, Manny. It was the only way for him to let go of your folks.” Frida said.
“This town ain't big enough for any of us.” Norbert said.
Then, the heroes looked up.
“Dad! Grandpapi! Mom!” El Tigre hollered.
“This is a real shocker.” Danny said.
“They’re all controlled by the excarders.” Timmy said.
“Let then go, you coward!” El Tigre shouted.
“I’m afraid that would be a big no-no. See, I have this.” Django said.
“My key!” El Tigre hollered.
“With this buzz kill, I’m sure that Alzarax would be pleased.” Django said.
“Alzarax? So it’s true then!” El Tigre shouted.
“I'm a-fixin' to kill you!” Lynn roared.
Then, Korra stepped forward.
“Señorita?” El Tigre asked.
“You won’t get away with this, skeleton of drapes!” Korra shouted.
“I’m the law in these parts!” Dagget spat.
"RARGH. RAAAAARGH!!!!" [Reptar no like you. Reptar DESTROY!!] Reptar roared.
“Yeah, we’ll find out soon enough.” Django said.
“Go ahead. Make my tune.” Luna said.
Django made several copies of himself and put the mindless souls of White Pantera, Puma Loco and Mrs. Rivera in front.
“Attack those dreaded fools!” Django hollered.
Therefore, the fight has begun. The heroes tried their very best to stop many forces.
“There’s no end to them!” Rocko hollered.
“Of course there isn’t!” Filburt hollered.
“Man, in these moments I’d rather eat tortilla soup, huevos rancheros and tacos...” Heffer whined.
“We just got to keep fighting!” Donatello hollered.
“Easy for you to say!” Raphael and Michelangelo hollered in unison.
“I could use a siesta.” Clyde said.
“Bartender, fix me up a saspirilla!” Leni hollered.
“Look! Django is leaving!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Oh no he doesn’t! This is how far you go, you sly slick!” El Tigre shouted, stretching out his arms as he grabbed onto a rope and caught into Django’s tail.
“You’re so dead on that one, old chum. Now, if you excuse me, I got some escaping to do!” Django hollered.
“Oh no you don’t, buster!” Frida hollered.
Frida’s guitar waves tightly strapped Django.
“Frida!” El Tigre hollered.
Korra jumped beside the duo by using earthbending.
“Señorita too!” El Tigre hollered.
“I won’t forgive you for the trouble you caused to that shrimp, I mean, Manny!” Korra hollered.
“This is so awesome! She called me by name!” El Tigre hollered.
“Bad souls should be put in their place!” Korra hollered, crunching up her knuckles.
“Oh Frida, you should’ve been controlled like the rest of them!” Django said, gulping his throat.
“Hate to say this, but I guess you dunno the wild rocket too well. Manny, lemme amend my mistake by helping you free your family and get rid of this boney jerk!” Frida said, taking out the chip from her hair and smashing it with her guitar.
“Frida...” El Tigre said.
“You can count on my help too.” Korra said.
“Señorita... I’m gonna avenge my family for sure, Django! This is what I swear!” El Tigre hollered.
“So, try me, cat boy!” Django hollered.
El Tigre leaped into the air and kicked Django high into the air.
“Time for some rocking waves!” Frida hollered, channeling into her inner wild girl as she unleashed some sound waves at Django.
“I think that he needs a little earthbending!” Korra hollered, stomping her feet hard as she earthbended in Django.
El Tigre grabbed a wrench from nearby and smacked Django with it.
“I’ll be taking that, my good man.” El Tigre said, taking his key from Django.
“You haven’t won yet, Rivera! You haven’t!” Django hollered.
“Yeah, I think we already have.” Frida said.
El Tigre and Korra laughed to Frida’s comment. Therefore, the forces of good went back to meet up with their friends.
“It looks like you took care of Django?” Leonardo asked.
“You feeling lucky punk?” Lynn asked.
“That’s right.” El Tigre replied.
Then, the effect has begun to wear off on White Pantera, Puma Loco and Mrs. Rivera.
“What the...? What happened?” Puma Loco asked.
“The last thing I remembered was some weird fragments of some sort.” Mrs. Rivera said.
“Manuel Pablo Gutierrez O’Brian Equahia Rivera! Did you have something to do with this?” White Pantera asked.
“N-No, dad! Honest am I!” El Tigre replied, having a sweat on his face.
“Well, at least you’re telling the truth for once. And I can’t stay mad at my only son.” White Pantera said.
“Here, Manny! Have some candy!”!Puma Loco hollered.
“No, Jorge! That boy is not supposed to have any sweets!” Mrs. Rivera shouted.
“Ah, can it, you worrywart! He can have as many spinach in his teeth as he wants.” Puma Loco said.
“We’ll take care of this, Manny. Enjoy yourself.” White Pantera explained.
“Gracias, dad.” El Tigre said.
Therefore, the gang had left the garage.
“We’ve got key number olho in our hands now.” El Tigre said.
“We must be playing the seek-and-find game now.” Tak said.
“Lucky I didn't get a stubborn one.” Clyde said.
“Way too easy.” Michelangelo said.
“Ah, the thrill of victory...and the agony of my feet! OW!” Dagget shouted.
“We make a pretty good team, don’t you think?” Frida asked.
“Totally. You were not bad yourself.” Korra said.
“Thanks.” Frida said.
Korra and Frida fist-bumped each other.
“We might be close in facing Alzarax soon.” Donatello explained.
“Now that you’ve mentioned it, you’re right, Donnie. So, we got to bring our A-game from here out.” Leonardo said.
“I should point out that we’ve never step foot in Tremorton or even met that universe’s hero.” Timmy said.
“Yeah, not the best way to go. I wonder what he or she’s like.” Jimmy explained.
“So, the big baddie, what is his purpose?” Frida asked.
“To take over the entire universe. I believe that he wants to wipe out every hero that has existed.” El Tigre replied.
“Freaky.” Frida said.
“Well, I think that you’re going to need my help.” Frida explained.
“I don’t know...” El Tigre said.
“Come on, Manny! A grand adventure with various heroes! The sooner we gather up an army, the better!” Frida hollered.
“She’s got a point though.” Wanda said.
“She might be into something.” Cosmo said.
“Okay, who are they?” Frida asked.
“Alright. But you got to be safe!” El Tigre hollered.
“Will do!” Frida hollered.
“You dudes are tugging at my heartstrings, which means...I gotta tug at my guitar strings.” Luna said, whipping out her acoustic guitar.
"How about a duet?" Frida asked, bringing out her own guitar.
“Why not a quartet?” Stimpy asked.
“That’s a good idea, dudes.” Luna replied.
Stimpy brings out his violin while Ren brings out his own guitar.
“Come on, everybody! Let's have a hoedown!” Stimpy hollered.
“Uno, dos...” Frida said.
[Luna, Frida, Ren and Stimpy]
Our Lord loves a hanging
That’s why he give us necks
[Frida]
It tightens up our vocal cords
[Luna]
And loosens up our pecs
[Luna, Frida, Ren and Stimpy]
So if you are a horse thief and guilty to the bone
Go ahead and blame a friend and you won’t hang alone
It may be hard to swallow
[Frida]
But you'll be three feet taller
And find new ways to entertain your friends
[Luna, Frida, Ren and Stimpy]
They say that you’re a villain
But can't abide by killing
[Luna]
Go ahead and steal yourself a horse
“2, 3, 11, R, 5, 7!” Lincoln hollered.
“Take it, boys!” Phoebe hollered.
“I'm a pickin!” Stimpy hollered.
“And I'm a swangin!” El Tigre hollered.
“And I'm ignorant!” Timmy hollered.
“And I’m ugly!” Ickis hollered.
“That you are boys.” Stimpy said.
The Nicktoons all went dancing to the song.
[All]
Our lord loves a hanging and so do we by heck
So get yourself a lasso and decorate your neck
Oh we is awful ignorant and uglier than sin
So go ahead and cut us down
[Frida]
And hang us all up again
“Hangin' that is!” Frida hollered.
“Swang a spell, dudette.” Luna said.
“Ya'll bring the kids now, ya hear?” Frida asked.
“YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWW!!!” Luna yelled.
“Well, let’s head back to Volcano Island in the meantime.” Raphael said.
“No need for that.” A voice said.
Zim and Dib appeared in front of the heroes.
“Z-Zim?!” SpongeBob, Patrick, Jimmy, Danny and Tak all asked in surprise.
“And Dib too?” SpongeBob asked.
“Hey! You sound just like me!” Dagget shouted.
“Sup, earthlings. One of you guys sounds just like me.” Zim said.
“It’s been a while.” Dib said.
“But how did you survive? The last time we saw you was in outer space with the syndicate.” Jimmy explained.
“Funny you should ask. I’m the actually good guy while Zim made dumbasses out of you during the fight with the Morphoids.” Dib replied.
The Nicktoons became wildly confused.
“Giving out too much information, Dib.” Zim said.
“Shut up, alien! It’s true and you know it!” Dib shouted.
“Anyways, we’re here to give some assistance.” Zim explained.
“What kind of assistance?” Leonardo asked.
“In order to deal with the big bad.” Zim replied.
“The old crab sent us to investigate Alzarax’s motives, but we haven’t found a single clue.” Dib explained.
“Along with the cause of massive destruction.” Zim explained.
The Nicktoons became unimpressed.
“So in order to face Alzarax, we need to gather more allies on our side.” Dib said.
“We know.” Harold, Sid and Stinky said in unison.
“If we’re going anti-climatic, then do a little more.” Korra said.
“Sure, whatever works here.” Frida said.
“Let’s head to my version of New York. If sure that it needs some saving right now.” Ickis said.
“Personally, I want to see what that New York is like.” Donatello said.
“Let’s go then!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Saving the world will be a total snap!” Patrick hollered.
Therefore, a portal has appeared. The Nicktoons jumped inside it, heading towards the other New York City, home of Ickis.
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