Chapter 23: Destruction of DOOM!
The gang has arrived in Zim’s town, at the location of the Irken’s Earth house.
“That shitty key must be here...” Zim explained.
Then, Zim noticed that the door is unlocked.
“Your door’s unlocked.” Dib explained.
“I’m not stupid ass like you, nitwit.” Zim confirmed.
Then, out of the blue, GIR began to attack them.
“GIR! You son of a...” Zim shouted.
GIR was acting strange.
“The Excarders must have gotten into his mind.” Jimmy explained.
Zim began to poke GIR several times.
“Outta my way, loser!” Dib hollered, pushing Zim aside.
Dib began to kick GIR mercifully to the ground.
“Hey! Robots have feelings too!” Jenny hollered.
“Easy come, easy go.” Dib explained.
GIR began to twitch a bit.
“Nothing seems to work on him.” Timmy explained.
“The only way for him to come back to his senses is that goddamn Earth food.” Zim explained.
“Mighty Mouse and his human friend June Bailey are on the way! Here we come to save the day!” Mighty Mouse hollered.
Mighty Mouse and June Bailey arrived with a large supply of tacos.
“Watch out!” June Bailey hollered.
They opened up the boxes, sending the food straight at GIR who, being a taco lover, couldn’t resist the sounder taste of tacos. GIR are them to his delight and returned to normal.
“Taco good.” GIR said.
“Thanks for the save.” Korra said.
“No problem. We’re just glad to arrive in a sweat.” June Bailey explained.
“Mighty Mouse and June Bailey have come to help you out...” Mighty Mouse explained.
“We’re the last ones to be summoned to date.” June Bailey explained.
“Let’s hope so. What’s next, characters that are not even from our brand?” Timmy asked.
The Nicktoons became shocked.
“And I’m not the only one who breaks the fourth wall.” Lincoln said.
“That’s right. I did what Lincoln always does. And we sure don’t need their help.” Timmy boasted.
Then, strange monsters and Bulb Bots appeared out of the mist.
“Oh crud.” Bolin said.
“Run!” Ronnie Anne hollered.
“Scooby-Doo, where are you?!” Olly asked, panicking.
The Nicktoons ran for it. Then, a group of kids arrived to stop the threat.
“Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!” Eric Cartman hollered.
“What? Who are you?” Danny asked.
“I’m Stan Marsh.” Stan replied, introducing himself to the gang.
“I’m Kyle Broflovski.” Kyle said, introducing himself to the gang.
“I’m Eric Cartman and this is Kenny.” Eric said, introducing himself and Kenny to the heroes.
“The crab sent you?” Frida asked.
“Yes, to help out!” Kyle hollered.
“This is what I’m talking about! You’re not even from our brand and that stupid ass Viacom turd is clearly fucking the ‘Nickelodeon’ term up!” Timmy hollered.
“What do you think is this? SNL?” Luan asked.
“I don’t think this story won’t be so good anymore...” Bolin explained.
“I know that’s a little weird right now, but we’re just one-time helpers.” Stan explained.
“What a relief.” Tucker said.
Zim then could feel something via his antennas.
“Strange. I could sense my Earth key in space...” Zim explained.
“The space where no man has gone before?” Mighty Mouse asked.
“Precisely.” June Bailey replied.
“We should go immediately.” Jimmy explained.
“Luckily, I’ve improved on my spaceship for the last two weeks.” Zim explained.
“You improved on that little garbage?” Dib asked.
Zim glared at Dib.
“Yes. This garbage.” Zim replied.
Zim then pressed on his remote control where his new and much improved spaceship has arrived. The gang stepped foot inside as they headed towards space.
“This is so cool!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Really cool!” Patrick hollered.
“To boldly go...I’m scared!” Rocko hollered.
“Hey! Don’t drool on the mirrors, you dumbass imbeciles!” Zim shouted.
“I’m feeling sick all over.” Carl explained.
“Going to hurl.” Sheen said.
“There’s a big snake here!” Luan hollered.
“Be careful.” June Bailey said.
“Hey, I see a space station.” Cindy said.
“I knew Rosewell would open a casino.” Lisa explained.
“I’ll take ‘Places I Can Burn to Death’ for $100.” Lana said.
“Scotty, beam me into an Ivy League Sorority House.” Lynn said.
“Never actually noticed it before.” Dib explained.
“Well, you’re going to.” Zim said.
Zim then steered his ship towards the abandoned station. The heroes began to explore it.
“This is just one of the forty thousand rooms in Aaron Spelling’s house!” Lori hollered.
“Has anyone seen Fox Mulder’s sister?” Clyde asked.
“Our princesses are here in the detention level.” Norbert said.
“Well, well, it was unfortunate of us to meet again.” TAK said.
“Oh no.” Dib said.
“That hideous voice... it’s YOU! TAK!” Zim hollered, flipping the bird to TAK who grinned.
“I know that you and that dreaded human would show up eventually.” TAK explained.
“Hey!” Dib shouted.
“And you’re still sulking that I defeated you because YOU took MY plans for world domination!” Zim hollered.
“As you may have realized, I’m with Alzarax.” TAK explained, sneering.
“Geez, isn’t that everybody?” Tak asked.
“The difference is that we have no Kathy Lee Gifford.” Luna replied.
“You know that I will NOT let him get in the way of MY plans for world domination! Only I can take over the world!” Zim hollered.
The Nicktoons were rather shocked.
“Are you sure he’s a good guy?” Squidward asked.
“Mostly not.” Dib replied.
“At least, he’s too short for a stormtrooper.” Lynn said.
“And we all know that you don’t even have the testicles to take over the world, Zim.” Dib explained.
Zim pushed Dib aside in anger.
“Well then, you’re going to face me and take back your key in order to make that happen.” TAK explained.
“Man, you’re a lot worse than my sister.” Dib said.
“I ACCEPT!” Zim hollered.
Then, a Yolkian scientist appeared beside TAK.
“A Yolkian?” Jimmy asked.
“I’m Dr. Yolk. Formerly a scientist for King Goobot.” Dr. Yolk replied, introducing himself.
“Let’s get started.” TAK said.
“You asked for it!” Zim hollered.
“Alright boys, phasers on stun.” Mighty Mouse said.
The Nicktoons began to clash with TAK and Dr. Yolk.
“Two to beam up.” Mighty Mouse said.
The two adversaries were out of their breath.
“I’m NOT FINISHED!” TAK shouted.
Then, the South Park kids ended TAK’s reign by tripping her.
“Thanks for you unwanted service.” Zim said, taking the key from TAK.
“Save the last laugh when you’re dead.” TAK explained, vanishing.
“I’m out.” Dr. Yolk said, making his leave.
“Not bad for unwanted corporate synergies.” Timmy said.
“Thanks for the short assistance, guys.” Jimmy said.
“If there’s anything, feel free to stop at South Park.” Stan explained.
The South Park gang stepped into a pad as they headed back to their aforementioned hometown.
“They weren’t so bad.” Sam explained.
“I second that.” Danny said.
“To Volcano Island.” Jimmy said.
A portal appeared as the gang stepped foot inside, heading back to Volcano Island. The fourteen geniuses began to locate the last key. It’s at Pupununu.
“The last key is at Pupununu.” Tak explained.
“Let’s go, team!” Jimmy hollered.
A portal appeared as the gang made their leave. The Wise Old Crab then summoned Harpy Gee, Malachi, Seventeen, Brian and Harvey Beaks.
“Those guys might need help in the jungles. And for sure you’re the last helpers.” The Wise Old Crab smirked.
“You can count on us, sir.” Harpy Gee said.
“We won’t disappoint you.” Harvey said.
“No big deal.” Malachi said.
“Hot dog!” Seventeen said.
Brian nodded positively.
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