Special thanks to Crazyfnafaj and h2robsar for Lincoln and the twins' dialogue.
Chapter 8: New York, Here We Are!
The Nicktoons have arrived in New York, the Turtles’ version that is.
“So this is New York?” Timmy asked.
“Looks pretty cool.” Patrick said.
“Not really.” Ickis coughed.
“It’s just like my neighborhood.” Arnold said.
“You’re probably asking what are the Louds doing in New York City. Well, cause we’re going to save the whole multiverse and we need the keys in order to do the job.” Lincoln explained, breaking the fourth-wall.
“Alright everyone, we got to keep our heads up when danger lurks around! We don’t want to cause attention!” Leonardo said.
Everyone began to look at Leonardo in a very weird way.
“What?” Leonardo asked.
“Seriously?” Raphael asked.
“That’s weak. Even for you, bro.” Michelangelo said.
“Well, at least I’m trying!” Leonardo shouted.
“Should we get to more important business? Like showing our new friends our lair?” Donatello asked.
“I was getting there!” Leonardo shouted.
Leonardo immediately took off the sewer lid as the heroes went inside the drain. SpongeBob closes the lid afterwards.
“Linky! This $#&+ is on my dress! This is no place for a princess like me!” Lola protested.
“Chill out, Princess Toadstool! Enjoy the scenery.” Lana said.
“So this is what an actual sewer smells like? It’s very disgusting watching it up close.” Tak said.
“Cat dirt everywhere.” Ren said.
“Why does it have to be germs?” Sid asked.
“It scares me at the least.” El Tigre said, going on top of Korra.
“Get off me, pervert! I have a boyfriend!” Korra shouted as she threw El Tigre into the water, freaking Chuckie out. El Tigre immediately got off the water.
“So cool and smelly.” El Tigre said.
“I’ve got to admit it. This is on the par of my own NYC.” Ickis commented, eating all the trash littering the sewers.
“We’ve got some worms.” Phil DeVile said, munching some worms.
“Loads of grubs for breakfast, lunch and supper.” Lana commented, feasting over a load of bugs.
“Do you eat BUGS? That’s sick and disgusting!” Angelica hollered.
“You know that, in some cultures, bugs are known to be a tasty and delicious treat.” Lynn commented, also eating bugs.
“You know it’s true. This is not that bad.” Luna commented, also feasting over bugs.
“This is delicious.” Stimpy said, devouring an endless swarm of bugs.
“Suits up.” Svën said, doing the same.
“I think I’m gonna throw it up.” Lori said, in disgust.
“So I will.” Ren commented.
“So Leo, how far is the home of your brothers and yourself?” Jimmy asked.
“Don’t worry, Jimmy. It won’t take long.” Leonardo replied.
“We’re almost there, guys. I can’t wait to see April.” Donatello said.
“Uh, who’s April?” Timmy asked.
“Only the most beautiful girl ever!” Donatello hollered.
“There he goes. Being all paranormal geek again.” Raphael said.
“Hey! Nobody calls Donatello geek but me!” Rhonda hissed.
“She actually does sound hot. I want to meet her! I called dibs!” Timmy hollered.
“W-What?” Donatello asked.
“That doesn’t sound too good.” Wanda said.
“Is it a good thing?” Cosmo asked.
“Usually, no.” Wanda replied.
“We’re here, guys! Home sweet home!” Leonardo hollered.
“Cool!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison.
“Looks pretty awesome!” Danny hollered.
“I’ll say!” Jimmy hollered.
“Joy!” Stimpy and Svën hollered in unison.
“Meh. It’s okay.” Ickis said.
“Not bad at all.” Arnold said.
“Bob Hope has more color in his cheeks.” Luan said.
“Great, I've found a health club in the belly of Hell.” Lucy said.
“Welcome home, my sons.” Master Splinter said.
“Thank you, sensei.” Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo said in unison.
“Holy cheese balls! It’s a giant talking rat!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Oh my gosh! Nice robe, Mr. Hefner.” Leni said.
“I suppose you'll know it's Be Kind To Rodents Month.” Lana explained.
“Wow! In this universe, animals happen to be martial artists? Cool!” Eliza hollered.
“Looks like the fastest blue blue alive has strong competition.” Henry said.
“This is very fascinating.” Jimmy said.
“Well, duh.” Michelangelo said.
“I mean, what did you expect? A mutated chameleon?” Raphael asked.
“I was just expecting Reptar.” Susie replied.
“Um, is this a mutant sponge and starfish?” Master Splinter asked.
“Mutant sponge and starfish?” SpongeBob and Patrick asked in unison.
“There’s also a mutant wallaby, elk, beavers, floppy-eared monster and conjoined dog with cat.” Master Splinter examined.
“We’re actually from the sea bellow, Mr. Giant Rat...” SpongeBob said.
“Play along...!” Leonardo said.
“We mean, we’ve come from different cities with mutant animals and creatures.” Rocko explained.
“Hey guys! Welcome back!” April O’Neil hollered.
“H-Hi, April!” Donatello hollered, blushing like crazy.
“So, that’s April?” Timmy asked.
“She’s hotter than Mount Vesuvius.” Clyde replied.
“Hell-o, beautiful lady.” Timmy said.
“Uh, hello. Who are you?” April asked.
“The name’s Timmy Turner. I’m from another universe.” Timmy said, introducing himself to April and cocking his legs.
Timmy frantically kissed on and licked April’s hand in an act of sexual attraction. April slightly blushed a bit. Wanda simply threw up.
“Are you alright, hunny?” Cosmo asked.
“I don’t want to know.” Wanda replied.
“Looks like someone had too much Margo Miracle, Loud Rebound and Holla for Paula at Burpin’ Burger.” Lynn commented.
“You wanna go, Beaver Boy? We’ll go!” Donatello hollered.
“Oh, I like where this is going. You’re on, geek-for-brains!” Timmy hollered.
“Master Splinter, we’re not staying for long. We’re looking for some keys before a nasty villain can get hands on them for world destruction.” Leonardo explained.
“You mean these keys?” Master Splinter asked.
Leonardo and his brothers along with their new friends became rather surprised.
“Sensei, where did you find them?” Raphael asked.
“Michelangelo’s room. It was a total disaster.” Master Splinter replied.
“Mikey!” Leonardo, Raphael and Donatello shouted in unison.
“It’s not my fault that I’m so creative and radically awesome.” Michelangelo said.
“It kind of is.” Donatello said.
Master Splinter handed the mysterious keys to his sons.
“This is pretty cool.” Raphael said.
“Our own keys.” Michelangelo said.
“What do we do with them, Leo?” Donatello asked.
“What else? We keep them safe.” Leonardo explained.
“Boys, if you need some assistance with them, let me know as soon as possible.” Kirby O’Neil, April’s father said.
“Will do, Mr. O’Neil.” Leonardo said.
“We’ll patrol at the meantime, sensei.” Leonardo said.
Master Splinter nodded his head. Therefore, the Nicktoons headed out the streets to do some patrolling. Then, something bit Master Splinter who became darker than usual.
“Sensei, are you okay?” April asked.
“Master Splinter?” Mr. O’Neil asked.
Master Splinter’s eyes became dark red. The controlled Master Splinter began attacking the O’Neils. Meanwhile, the heroes are still patrolling.
“I love a parade...” Luna said, singing.
“So, this is where all the missing socks go.” Ickis said.
“Man, this place smells like ducks. Last time I was here, I was dressed like a girl.” Stimpy said.
“Oh my gosh! This is going to be one expensive easter egg hunt.” Leni said.
“What's harder, getting through this level or digging up the check?” Lana asked.
“Got to say, I love this patrolling thing.” Korra said.
“Dr. Jones, I'll never get all three Sankara Stones.” Lisa said.
“I'm lost in Dick Dale's colon.” Luna said.
“My sniffling sense is tingling!” Dog hollered, storming off.
“DOG! Gah! Watch it!” Cat hollered.
Dog stopped suddenly. Spike started barking loud, angrily.
“Spike? What’s the matter?” Tommy Pickles asked.
Then, Leonardo saw Karai.
“Karai?” Leonardo asked.
“Uh, time to lay off the butter, hoss.” Lynn said.
“What’s she doing this late?” Raphael asked.
“We better check it out.” Leonardo said.
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