Chapter 5: Terror in O-Town!
The Nicktoons have arrived in O-Town.
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...oof! Oh...ouch, ouch!” Eliza hollered, swinging on wine and landing on her ass.
“Feels so good to be back home!” Rocko hollered.
“Okay, why are we so different in this universe?” Leonardo asked.
“We can barely stand!” Raphael shouted.
“Our hands are a bit small too.” Donatello said.
“Also, we can’t even hold our weapons properly! That stinks!” Michelangelo hollered.
“I know. Life is hell in this world, but you’ll get used to it.” Rocko said.
“Life in our own world isn’t perfect either.” Cat said.
“But it’s more than meets the eye of the beholders.” Ickis said.
“All we need is to look at the bright side.” Fox Arnold said.
“You’re kidding me? I’m a freaking koala?” Korra asked.
“I’m a vixen. It’s not that bad.” Vixen Eliza said.
“We’re both coyotes.” Coyote June said.
“I’m a wuff.” Wolf Chuckie said.
“And we Louds have become rabbits.” Rabbit Lincoln said.
“And I’m a beaver, just like Norb and Dag.” Beaver Clyde said.
“I’m a tiger cub! Meow! What do you think, señorita?” El Tigre asked.
“I think that you should take a hike!” Korra said, using earthbending on El Tigre.
“Nice!” Korra said.
“Help! We can’t breath!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison.
“What’s with those two?” Rocko asked.
“SpongeBob and Patrick can’t survive on air long enough! They need water fast!” Chicken Tak shouted.
“Hold on, I think that I have something.” Rocko said, starting to check around his pockets.
“Here it is! The Water Absorber! Guys, you might need this.” Rocko said, putting the item patches on SpongeBob and Patrick which immediately felt better.
“So much better! Thanks a lot, Rocko!” SpongeBob and Patrick said in unison.
“It was my pleasure, guys!” Rocko said.
“I feel like SpongeBob and Rocko are very like family.” Stimpy said.
“I’ll say.” Lizard Danny said.
“We have to stay alert, everyone. There could be danger lurking around.” Monkey Jimmy said.
“Easy for you to say.” Leonardo said.
Then, Rocko got a literally horrible feeling.
“I forgot my Australian beef in the grill!” Rocko hollered, zooming towards his residence.
“This Rocko is so paranoid that he can run really fast!” Beaver Timmy said.
“Let’s follow him!” Monkey Jimmy said.
“Right!” The Nicktoons hollered.
Therefore, the team followed Rocko towards his house.
“Oh yeah, we can’t stand properly in this universe.” Leonardo said.
“Wait for us, guys!” Michelangelo said.
“Come on, LJ! Push it! Push it!” Rabbit Lynn hollered, to herself.
“OMG, I hate running! This is why I golf!” Rabbit Lori said.
“SPUNKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!” Rocko yelled.
“Hey! Sorry, Rocko.” Heffer Wolfe said, rescuing Rocko’s dog Spunky.
“We smelled something burning in your house and rushed to save your dog first.” Filburt the turtle said, extinguishing the fire in the burning grill.
“Hey Rocko, who are these guys?” Heffer asked.
“Yeah. Never seen them in O-Town before.” Filburt said.
“These are my new friends from different dimensions!” Rocko said.
“This wildebeest is a wolf?” Koala Korra asked.
“He was adopted by wolves.” Rocko replied.
“Hey, let’s pay the Bigheads a visit! We’ll make a better barbecue there.” Heffer said.
“Let’s go, guys! I’m sure the Bigheads will be pleased to have you as guests.” Rocko said.
Therefore, the Nicktoons marched to the Bighead Residence. Unknown to them, Heffer and Filburt fell under control of the Excarders.
“These are my neighbors, the Bigheads.” Rocko said, leading the heroes to the Bighead Residence.
Rocko ringed the doorbell and Bev Bighead opened the door to greet him and his new friends.
“Hello Rocko, what can I do for you?” Bev Bighead asked.
“I want you to meet my new friends.” Rocko replied, introducing the Nicktoons to the Bigheads.
“Hey! Who are those people?” Ed, husband of Bev, asked
“Honey, meet our guests.” Bev said.
“So you’re a frog family? Hops would be so excited to know you both.” Rabbit Lana said.
“Nice to meet you, young lady. Now take this trash out of here!” Ed hollered.
“Me, trash? Look here, you...” Koala Korra hissed.
Before Koala Korra could do something, Ed angrily grabbed her arm as though it was a deliberate sexual attempt.
“And take that slut outta my face!” Ed hollered.
“Slut?! Now you’re pushing it too far!” Koala Korra hissed.
Then, more excarders surfaced.
“Huh, guys?” Rocko asked.
“Uh-huh... Sorry, my fault...” Ed giggled in fear.
“We’ll get rid of those rabble rousers!” Rabbit Lincoln said.
The Nicktoons have beaten the Excarders to the bloodiest pulp. They ran away in panic.
“Well, that wasn’t so hard, huh?” Rabbit Lincoln asked.
“Those were such scary creatures...but they weren’t all that tough.” Vixen Eliza said.
“They dropped something.” Rocko said, picking up the strange-looking key.
“Cool! It’s a key with Rocko’s face! How awesome is that?” Norbert asked.
“Does this mean that I’m the chosen one?” Rocko asked, dumbfounded.
“Pardon my manners, Rocko. I’ll handle this.” Peaches said.
The Nicktoons dropped their jaws in fear.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Who are you?” Dagget asked, screaming like a lady.
“Can you return this key please?” Rocko asked.
“Sorry Rocko, but I need this key so that Alzarax can use it for population reduction.” Peaches said.
“WHAT?” Rocko asked.
“You’ll see about that.” Peaches said, storming to Heck.
“I can’t believe it! I’ve lost my key and I still want to know what is its purpose!” Rocko hollered.
“We have to get the key back from that black demon before he can use it to fulfill any prophecy of the Georgia Guidestones!” Leonardo said.
“Better said than done!” Lizard Danny said.
“Let’s go, heroes!” Monkey Jimmy said.
“Right!” The Nicktoons hollered.
Therefore, the team along with Spunky races towards Heck. Spunky started barking.
“Spunky, shh.” Rocko said.
“Is that what talking animals sound like all the time?” SpongeBob asked.
“Seems like it.” Fox Arnold replied.
“Guess so.” Patrick said.
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