Chapter 12: Monster Mash!
The Nicktoons have arrived in the other New York.
“Ah, I love the smell of fossil and nuclear fuel in the morning.” Ickis said.
“Poo-poo.” Lily babbled.
“Tell me, Ickis. Can you lead us to your perfect underworld?” Jimmy asked.
“Oh. Just follow me.” Ickis replied.
The Nicktoons opened the trapdoor and entered Ickis’ subterranean world. Ickis closed the door afterwards.
“This place looks a bit grimdark.” Frida said.
“You think?” El Tigre asked.
The Nicktoons reached the Ickis’ room where Oblina and Krumm would also inhabit.
“Honey, I’m home!” Ickis hollered.
However, nobody was in the room.
“Ickis, what’s wrong?” Jimmy asked.
“My buddies Oblina and Krumm are not here. Maybe I’ve returned just too early.” Ickis replied.
Then, Dib spotted something.
“Look! I found something!” Dib hollered.
“Can’t make heads or tails of it.” Timmy said.
“And whoever did that sure must have left in a hurry.” Danny said.
“Those footprints are Oblina’s and Krumm’s!” Ickis hollered.
“Maybe we should follow them to see where they headed to.” SpongeBob said.
“Yup!” Ickis said.
Then, the heroes started following the footprints. They led them exactly back to where they started.
“It’s crazy. The footprints brought us exactly back here.” Eliza said.
“Yeah. Very skeptical for a weird atmosphere like this.” Zim said.
“Is that supposed to be a prank?” Dib asked.
“Keep up with the pace! I’m trying to light up the entire situation!” Zim hollered.
“Well, you’re doing a terrible job at it.” Dib explained.
“Hey is there anything wrong, Ickis?” Timmy asked.
“Au contraire. This feels really worse.” Ickis replied.
Then, something attacked the team. It was the excarder versions of Oblina and Krumm.
“My friends! What the hell did they just eat???!!!!!” Ickis asked, freaking out.
“I...wanna...eat...” Oblina said.
“Ickis!” Krumm hollered.
“Well, seems that we have our work cut up for us.” Raphael said.
“We can have a more civilized conversation. We don’t wanna hurt them.” Ickis explained.
“Don’t worry, we won’t mean any serious harm.” Eliza said.
Therefore, the Nicktoons engaged in battle again. However, they were no match for the controlled monsters.
“Shoot. This is getting really difficult.” Frida explained.
“I have a better idea.” Ickis explained, as he threw a mixture of water, shampoo and soap into his monster friends, removing the excarder influence. Its effects succeeded.
“It’s working!” Donatello hollered.
“Way to think outside the box!” Tak hollered.
“Huh...guys?” Michelangelo asked.
“Ickis?” Oblina asked.
“What is wrong?” Krumm asked.
“You got a tiny little crazy around here, but everything’s fine.” Ickis replied.
The heroes became rather frightened.
“I’m afraid that these monsters will turn on us and devour us...” Cosmo whimpered, hugging Wanda.
“Oh, the horror.... the horror....” Wanda said.
"Wait! You monsters don't want to eat us!" Lincoln shouted.
"Why not? Ha ha!" Ickis gloated.
“Cause you’re insectivores and also consume dump waste.” Lisa explained.
“Hmmm... toxic waste.” Krumm said.
“So these are your friends from other worlds, Icky?” Oblina asked.
“No doubt.” Ickis replied.
“Yo, monster girl. You’re just like me.” Luna said, looking at Oblina.
“And you’re a very astonishing rock girl. We could’ve been a perfect match.” Oblina explained.
“Looks like we can be a great team.” Lynn said.
“Your tastes match mine.” Lana commented.
“We’re not so different on this aspect.” Krumm said.
“Sez me.” Ickis said.
“Welcome to the pranksters’ club!” Luan hollered.
“Ickis! Oblina! Krumm! What is the meaning of this?! Who let those freaks into our lair?!” The Gromble asked, less than pleasant to see the Nicktoons.
“The G...G-Gromble!” Ickis hollered.
“It’s our teacher. He’s overzealous with keeping our secret from the outside world.” Oblina explained to the Nicktoons.
“You know how mad he gets when he least expects someone like you.” Krumm explained.
“The worst monster that has ever menaced our world Skritch has been released from prison and now wants revenge on us all and what do you idiot think you were doing, Ickis? Skipping classes, bringing intruders to our lair and risking the well-being of your own classmates?” The Gromble asked, lashing out at Ickis.
“Who’s Skritch?” Danny asked.
“He was the Gromble’s archrival. Gromble bested him and he was outclassed by our people. He tried to subjugate us with his charisma, yet I kicked his ass out and now he’s on the verge of vengeance.” Oblina replied.
“As a punishment for you misbehavior and misconduct, I’ll send you and your stupid friends and those pesky intruders to deal with him! ALONE!!!” The Gromble roared.
“That monster sure is a large ham.” Luan commented.
“Alright, team. Let’s hunt this fellow known as the Skritch!” Jimmy hollered.
“Right!” The Nicktoons hollered in unison.
Therefore, the Nicktoons headed off to hunt down Skritch.
“Well, well, well. It isn’t the Gromble’s rat pack.” Skritch said.
“Skritch. We meet each other again.” Oblina said.
“I admit it, I turned you and Krumm against your floppy-eared red friend. I worked this hard to get my revenge on your teacher and his pupils like you.” Skritch explained.
“So you poisoned us!” Krumm said.
“And I even had the grace to have some kind of monster-terminating human by my side in my path to vendetta.” Skritch said.
Simon, the monster-hunting human, appeared.
“It’s the monster hunter!” Ickis yelled.
“You’re with this genocidal human on this? Now this is a new low!” Oblina hissed.
“Yes. I wanted to purge all monsters from this world. Yet, this blue abomination you call the Skritch got my sympathy and told me that together we could purge our common enemies.” Simon explained.
“You mean...you and the Skritch have joined forces to destroy the Gromble and his pupils and associates and everyone that stands on your way.” Oblina concluded.
“Clever girl. We even stole your red friend’s key. Once we give it to Alzarax, our vendetta will be fulfilled.” Skritch said, showing Ickis’ key.
“That’s my key!” Ickis hollered.
“You and that monster slayer have been working together for that so-called Alzarax?!” Krumm asked, shocked.
“That’s it! You’ve both gone too far this time! We’re gonna destroy you all if it’s the last thing I wish I could do!!!” Oblina roared.
“Well, try to stop us!” Simon hollered, hopping into his AMP suit.
“That duo is really twisted.” Timmy said.
“Come on! We can’t give up!” Leonardo hollered.
“You got that pretty right, Leo!” Danny hollered.
“Let’s do whatever we can to stop it!” Jimmy hollered.
“This will be a piece of cake!” Tak hollered.
“With some slicing.” Raphael said.
“Lots of icing.” Henry said.
“And some layers.” June said.
“And some smacking!” Michelangelo and Patrick hollered in unison.
The Nicktoons began to battle with the ruthless monster/human duo.
“Stop moving around!” Simon hollered, launching missiles at the Nicktoons.
“Whoa! Watch it with the missiles!” Donatello hollered.
“Stand down, puny bitches! Or face the wrath of ZIM!” Zim hollered, blasting some of his lasers at Simon whose robot suit was beginning to crack up.
“Hey, what do you know?” Zim asked.
“That’s why you’re too cocky all the time. You’ll never take over the world.” Dib said.
“Think again, you insufferable human!” Zim hollered.
“Looks like we’re doing well so far.” Frida said.
“Let’s keep going!” El Tigre hollered.
Therefore, the Nicktoons kept attacking Simon.
“Hey! Knock it off!” Simon hollered.
“SKRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!” The Gromble hollered.
“Gromble?” Oblina asked.
“I’ve told you guys that you and your interdimensional friends must defeat that puny human on your own, cuz that treacherous Skritch only belongs to ME!” The Gromble replied.
“That’s a perfect idea.” Krumm commented.
“You’ll get what’s coming to you, monster hunter!” Ickis hollered.
“And I’m gonna tear you into tiny little pieces!” The Gromble hollered, directing his fury towards the Skritch.
The three adolescent monsters taunted Simon with their combined roars.
“Take that! And that!” The Gromble shouted, starting to beat the Skritch into a bloody pulp.
Then, Gary noticed something.
“Meow!” Gary hollered.
“What is it, Gary? You see something, boy?” SpongeBob asked.
Gary pointed his eye at the large red button.
“I think that Gary is trying to say something about a red button that could stop the deranged monster hunter.” Patrick explained.
“You speak snail, Patrick?” SpongeBob asked, being amazed.
“Uh-huh. I’ve been trying to catch on Gary’s language for years.” Patrick replied.
“Then, it’s time for a little blowing! SpongeBob and Gary style!” SpongeBob hollered.
Gary shapeshifted into a bowling ball. SpongeBob grabbed into him and tiptoed softly.
“Come on now. Don’t fail me now while we’re at a big pinch. And...here we go!” SpongeBob hollered, throwing Gary perfectly as the astonishing snail went straight towards the red button.
“Score!” SpongeBob hollered.
Simon’s AMP suit began to malfunction.
“What the hell? It’s gone madness!” Simon hollered, trying to tap the buttons.
Then, the machine exploded into smithereens, sending the keys flying into Ickis’ hands. Meanwhile, the Gromble was still taking his fury on the traitorous Skritch.
“Take that and that and this one and take that! And that!” The Gromble shouted, delivering his last blows into the Skritch.
“Now I can feast over the shine of these keys.” Ickis said.
“Way to go, SpongeBob!” Korra hollered.
“You sure showed them, SpongeBob!” Leonardo hollered.
“Wait til dad sees this! He’s gonna snag a Nobel Prize for sure!” Eliza hollered.
“You’re as bold as Arnold.” Gerald said.
“All in the day’s work.” SpongeBob said.
Simon parachuted into a pool of water.
“You haven’t won by a long shot, you bratty bastard children of God! Alzarax is going to get vengeance on your kind!” Simon hollered.
The Skritch tried to escape only to be stopped and arrested by Zimbo and the Snorch.
“You can’t escape the Zimbo. Consider yourself arrested and jailed for your barbaric and heinous crimes of lese-monstrosity.” Zimbo warned.
“Ickis, who is this Alzarax really?” Krumm asked.
“An unknown demon who poses a greater threat to our way of life.” Ickis replied.
“Crud...” Krumm said.
“And we’re doing everything we can to stop this from happening. We also need to gather up a large army of heroes to match Alzarax’s own.” Jimmy explained.
“Well, we’d be glad to help you out, Ickis.” Oblina explained.
“Have you lost your minds?” Ickis asked.
“We’re your team. We’ll scare the living hell out of those who stand on our way.” Oblina replied.
“Nothing can tear us apart, Ickis!” Krumm hollered.
“Nothing!” Oblina hollered.
“I’d never make the grades without you.” Ickis said.
“Consider your multidimensional quest as your homework. And make sure I’m gonna give you a big A.” The Gromble said.
“We’ll promise to keep your secret from the outside.” Jimmy explained.
“Now get out of my sight! Scram!” The Gromble roared.
“Where to next?” Timmy asked.
“Let’s go to our homeworld!” Dog hollered.
“Dog! Wait! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” Cat yelled as Dog jumped into the portal. The Nicktoons followed suit.
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