Special thanks to That Engineer for inspirations from his fanfic "What is a Person Worth?"
Chapter 19: Pocket Full of Chaos and Mayhem!
The Nicktoons along with the fairies have arrived in Fairy World.
“This must be a dream... but better than the purgatory.” Rocko said.
“Oh no, I’m too young to have a second childhood.” George said.
“My inner child is coming out - AND IT HURTS!!!” Dagget hollered.
“We’re definitely not in Kansas anymore.” Eliza said.
“So all the ‘fairies’ or whatever live in this mostly pink place?” Korra asked.
“This is indeed Fairy World. All the fairies get the source of magic here. And this is salmon color!” Jorgen replied.
“There’s also the bad kind: Anti-Fairy World.” Cupid explained.
“Anti-Fairy World?” Leonardo asked.
“Trust me. You don’t wanna know.” Timmy replied.
“Hope we don’t make a wrong turn and end up in an old game of Asteroids.” Lisa said.
“Just what are those goons up to?” Timmy asked.
“Something that will sure spell disaster.” Tooth Fairy replied.
Then, the Nicktoons looked up the sky.
“Hey! Look up the sky!” Lori asked.
“Is it a bird?” Leni asked.
“An Airwing?” Lynn asked.
“A flying house?” Luan asked.
“A super fly?” Lana asked.
“YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH!!!” Rocko shrieked, doing a wild take.
“Is that...?” Jimmy asked.
Then, they realized that there was a swarm coming after them.
“Gargoyles!” Danny hollered.
The gargoyles began attacking the Nicktoons.
“They’re more like gargoyles whose parents made out with Mighty Mutanimal rejects!” Sid hollered.
“Looks like Jack Skellington threw up!” Sam Sharp hollered.
“That’s just plain wrong!” Mako hollered.
“We’ll hold them! Just keep going to the Big Wand!” Jorgen hollered.
“Hurry, my love!” Juandissimo hollered.
“She does not NEED your sympathy!” Cosmo hollered.
“WILMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Leni hollered.
Therefore, the Nicktoons advanced forward.
“We have to stay focused. Who knows what Mr. Crocker could do next?” Jimmy asked.
“Those gargoyles really have an eating disorder.” Betty Anne said.
Then, the Nicktoons saw a flying toast.
“Holy toast, Batman!” Ruth hollered.
“Flying toast!” SpongeBob hollered.
“Flaming flying toast!” Danny hollered.
“Run for it!” Tak hollered.
The Nicktoons began to run again while trying to evade from the fiery toast at all cost.
“JANE!!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!” Lisa hollered.
Then, they stumbled across flaming rings.
“You have to be kidding.” Raphael said.
“Jesus Christ Superstar auditions are down the hall!” Luna hollered.
“Prepare to abandon ship!” Svën hollered.
“Jump for it!” Arnold hollered.
“Women, kids and hapless leprechauns first!” Hap hollered.
“Second that!” Bolin hollered.
The Nicktoons jumped through the flaming rings.
“Whoa! Hot! Hot!” SpongeBob hollered, getting ashes in his butt.
“It’s a mad house! A mad house!” Rocko hollered.
“Damn this pesky gravity to hell!” Lisa hollered.
The gang later caught their breath.
“I’m okay.” Eugene said.
“First, some gargoyle-monsters’ bastard offspring assaulted us. Then, we had to get away from flaming toast. Finally, we had to jump through rings that are on fire. Could this experience be more torturous?” Dib asked.
“I for one don’t wanna experience that Earth activity again. Keep thinking about them for some reason.” Zim replied.
“We have to get going. The Big Wand is up ahead.” Timmy explained.
“Through these stairs? OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” Rhonda wailed.
“Quit moping and let’s hurry!” Wanda hollered.
Therefore, the Nicktoons headed upstairs, even if their legs were going to really hurt badly.
“Legs hurting. A lot.” Frida said.
“If I was a real girl, this would hurt.” June said.
“Took you long enough.” Mr. Crocker said.
“Mr. Crocker! Foop! Ow, my aching legs!” Timmy hollered.
“Turner. I see you brought your interdimensional friends and your FAIRIES!” Crocker hollered.
“Geez, give it a rest, will you? They’re not fairies. They’re just cheap, fake and gimmicky Hollywood CGI.” Jimmy said.
“Seriously? What planet is he on?” Foop asked.
“Thanks for the support, fudge head. I was being sarcastic.” Cosmo said.
“I noticed that.” Jimmy said.
“Mr. Crocker, what are you planning to do?” Timmy asked.
“Why, I’m going to drain all this power of magic into me and give it to Alzarax.” Crocker replied.
“You’re kidding? You’re working for that piece of crap?” Timmy asked.
“Apparently, he’s the biggest villain in the world and he’s going to feed us with some bucks once we’re done!” Foop replied.
“And I guess you won’t need this, right, Turner?” Crocker asked, showing Timmy his key.
“That’s my key!” Timmy hollered.
“You won’t get away with this, Crocker!” Wanda hollered.
“I’m pretty sure he can.” Cosmo explained.
“I for one will be sure to enjoy this.” Foop explained.
“Poof, I know you talked a few days ago, is there anything you want to say badly?” Foop asked.
“No?” Foop asked.
Poof just rapidly flipped the bird.
“That’s it! You’re going to get it now, you freak! And FYI, we’re not cool anymore!” Foop hollered.
“Shall we begin?” Crocker asked, laughing hysterically as he infused the entire magic source into him and jumped inside his mechanical suit.
“Your teacher is one huge psycho to the head. He sure really got himself checked.” Korra explained.
“He sounds just like me, only more evil.” Rocko commented.
“We got to stop them!” Timmy hollered.
“That’s my cue!” Foop hollered.
Foop threw Poof as he wished up a large baseball for himself. Poof on the other hand wished himself an awesome stick.
“This could get really ugly. Very fast.” Tak explained.
“Screw the Force, who’s got a grenade?” Lynn asked.
Therefore, the gang began battling both Crocker and Foop. However, it actually turns out that the fearsome duo became more devious than the heroes could’ve imagined.
“So tired. My legs are really hurting. I’m so hungry. I want my mommy!” Harold wailed.
“They cut my eye! I can’t see!” Krumm hollered.
“THIS IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!” Luna hollered.
“Please, somebody say cut!” Luan hollered.
“Body blow! Body blow!” Lynn hollered, still feeling her legs hurting.
Lana was becoming nervous. She tried to shoot mud balls on Crocker and Foop, but she couldn’t keep this up as her arms were getting tired just like her legs. She started panting as her arms’ muscles became too strained to keep up her attacks. By then though, Crocker and Foop managed to approach her. Lana tried to run away, only to be grabbed by her back by Crocker.
“Put me down, ya filthy animals!” Lana hollered, struggling to get free.
“Oh hell no. You’re going to be my bitch.” Crocker smirked, only to be tormented by Hops.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!” Crocker wailed in despair as he tried to shove Hops off his face.
“I HATE FROGS!!!” Foop roared as he used dark magic to toss Hops ito the wall, crushing his bones.
“Hey! That’s my best friend whose bones you’ve just crushed into dust!” Lana hollered.
“Oh don’t worry. You’ll join him soon enough.” Foop said, using his evil spell to hold Lana up and toss her against the wall, causing her to scream in fear.
Lana groggily sat up, muttering something as pain took over her limbs. A pinching feeling developed in her stomach, the utter embarrassment of being taken and thrown away like a prop. She suffered nearly fatal injuries and her friends and siblings were faring even worse in face of the dastardly duo. Lana could feel her eyes beginning to water as the overwhelming sense of dread came to her.
“This fight is getting one-sided. And I thought they would oak a punch.” Foop explained.
“Luckily, I have an alternative.” Crocker explained.
“Do show.” Foop said.
Crocker brought out an army of giant mirrors. Crocker and Foop hysterically laughed.
“This is your end, Turner! I’ll be sure to make an F for your grave!” Crocker hollered.
The heroes went close together.
“I never thought it would end like this. Being crushed by giant mirrors.” Timmy explained.
“I always pictured my death like this...” Sparky said.
“At least we’ll be crushed together...” Jimmy said.
“All of this just because of... Rose Bud?” Clyde asked.
The Nicktoons shunned their eyes. Then, a bright light appeared from the sky.
“I got the chalk!” Rudy Tabootie hollered.
“Goongala!” Casey Jones hollered.
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Penny!” Snap hollered.
Casey, along with Rudy, Snap, Penny Sanchez, April and Karai, came from the hole drawn by chalk as they entered the scene.
“It’s Casey!” Raphael hollered.
“April’s here too!” Donatello and Timmy hollered in unison.
“And Karai?” Leonardo asked.
“I’m Rudy Tabootie.” Rudy said, shaking hands with the heroes.
“Snap’s my name.” Snap explained, introducing himself to the gang.
“And I’m Penny Sanchez. Saludos amigos.” Penny introduced herself to the team.
Rudy and Penny defaced Crocker’s suit with his chalk.
“Hey! You’re bruising my painting!” Crocker hollered.
Casey took out a couple of hockey pucks as he shot them at Crocker and Foop.
“Whoa!” Foop hollered.
Karai stroke her katana at Crocker’s suit. April used her special alien powers to give Foop a running for his diaper.
“Playtime’s over.” Karai said.
“Guys! Are you alright?” April asked.
“We’re fine now.” Mako replied.
“Just feeling like I’m in Boy George’s pantsies.” Leni explained.
“A-April! What are you doing here?” Donatello asked.
“Your friend, the old hermit crab summoned us to help out.” April replied.
“It’s a good thing we came before the meaning of destruction erupted.” Casey explained.
“And... I don’t want to sound awkward, but what in the world is she doing here with you?” Leonardo asked.
“For that, I’ll explain it later, Leo. Now we got some bugs to squash!” Karai hollered.
“Yeah, hold that thought, Casey. What do you say we give them a little beating fiesta?” Raphael asked.
“Sounds good to me, Raph.” Casey replied.
Casey and Raphael charged at Crocker and Foop.
“Aw cheeses and crackers.” Crocker said.
Raphael and Casey began to enjoy shredding Crocker’s suit apart. Then, Casey shot Foop like a hockey puck.
“This is so humiliating.” Foop said.
Then, Poof pulled Foop’s underwear and cleared his throat.
“You’re so bad at this.” Poof said.
“Oh now you’ve decided to talk trash? Even if it was just this once?” Foop asked.
April threw her fan at Foop. Crocker’s suit was destroyed as all the magic faded away from him. Timmy grabbed his key.
“Set and match.” Timmy said.
“No!” Crocker hollered.
“Don’t worry, I have some!” Foop hollered.
“Put it! Put it!” Crocker hollered.
Foop put the remaining magic in Crocker’s jar.
“You may have won this round, Turner. But Alzarax will succeed...!” Crocker said.
“You’re actually starting to bore me to death.” Timmy said, beginning to yawn.
“You’ll bow down to Alzarax’s wrath!” Crocker hollered, irritated.
Crocker and Foop retreated for the moment. Luna and Lynn reached to where Lana’s sobs were growing clear. Both teenage girls spotted their tomboyish little sister crying into her knees with Hops trying to comfort her, but to no avail as he still felt the pain of his crushed bones. Lana paused when she heard footsteps approaching her. Looking up, she saw the saddened expressions of her big sisters. She noted that they both had a few bruises on their faces, no doubt from fighting those two sad, pathetic and disgraced excuses of being human and fairy alike. Looking her over, Luna and Lynn saw Lana had also developed a few bruises, making them wish they could do more.
“Dude! Are you okay?!” Luna asked, kneeling down.
“L-Luna?” Lana asked, looking up at Luna.
“It’s me, girl.” Luna replied, smiling.
“I tried too hard to save you from that four-eyed meanie and his rogue fairy, but they were too much for me, you, Lynn and everyone else. I wished I could do much more for you all.” Lana explained, breaking down into more tears.
“Awww, baby sis. Don’t cry. Your performance can’t stop awing anyone of us. Those bastards were just too strong for anyone of us to handle and it only took a miracle to help us turn the tables.” Luna commented, hugging a still sobbing Lana.
“We can only thank that grandpa crabby for coming with this up.” Lana said, sniffing.
Luna kissed Lana’s forehead.
“Yo, baby sis. You’re a totally rad girl for risking your well-being for the greatest good.” Lynn said.
“Thanks, girls.” Lana said, smiling and drying her tears.
Lana happily hugged Lynn as she comforted her by rubbing her head and then kissed Luna in her cheek as gratitude for comfort. Luna smiled.
“You’re not a baby anymore and not even a woman, but you’re our bravest and strongest sister we’re happy to have.” Luna commented.
Lana nodded his head positively.
“And you girls are my favoritest mother figures I could have.” Lana commented, hugging Luna and Lana.
The three tomboys smiled at and hugged each other.
“Alright, Karai. Spill.” Leonardo said.
“Fine.” Karai said, sighing.
“But I don’t understand at all, Karai. Not even science could explain this.” Jimmy said.
“I loved you in ‘The Terminator’!” Dagget hollered.
“Why would you help us when you were fighting alongside Shredder before?” Jimmy asked.
“The answer, squirt, is that Shredder is not my father. In addition, Donnie and I knew about the outcome of the Excarder forces.” Karai replied.
“Wait, did you say Donnie?” Raphael asked.
The Nicktoons turned their heads towards Donatello.
“Why are you staring at me like that?” Donatello asked.
“Ancient Chinese secret, huh?” Lola asked.
“What’s the meaning of this?” Cat asked, irritated.
“You’re a disgrace to your shells!” Ren hollered.
“Donnie, is there something you want to tell us?” Leonardo asked.
“Okay, yes! I knew about the Excarder onslaught!” Donatello blurted.
“So spill, Donnie! The suspense is killing me!” Michelangelo hollered.
“Yeah! Come on, Donnie!” Heffer hollered.
“Spit it out, geekbait!” Helga hollered.
“Please, coño!” Penny hollered.
“Tell us, Donnie!” SpongeBob and Patrick hollered in unison.
“Kobayashi maru calling Donatello! Kobayashi maru calling Donatello!” Lisa hollered, irritated.
“I planned this in advance. While we were back in New York, I contacted Karai so that she could get up to speed on my idea. The Karai that seemingly betrayed us and defected back to Shredder was a decoy that I made in order to get information out of Alzarax’s plan.” Donatello explained.
The Nicktoons were impressed.
“Whoa. Mind-blowing.” Danny said.
“I would’ve guessed that was a fake.” Tak said.
“Way to think up ahead with your brain, Donnie!” Raphael hollered.
“If only you spoke raptor, Dr. Grant.” Lana said.
“Donnie’s a genius!” SpongeBob hollered.
“You got another genius too, SpongeBob.” Jimmy said, pointing himself.
“I’m the genius too.” Phoebe said.
“So am I.” Stimpy said.
“Me too.” Cat said.
“Don’t forget about me.” Filburt said.
“And me.” Eliza said.
“And me too.” Lisa said.
“What about me?” August asked.
“Ahem!” Penny cleated her throat.
“Hello! I’m here!” Lola Caricola hollered.
“But next time, fill us in on what you’re planning, okay, Donnie?” Leonardo asked.
“Will do!” Donatello replied.
“Thanks for helping us out there, April.” Timmy said.
“No problem, Timmy. That’s what friends are for.” April said.
“Hey, Timmy, can I come along with you?” Sparky asked.
“Have you been a good boy?” Timmy asked.
“Of course I have.” Sparky replied.
“Then, of course you come, Sparky!” Timmy hollered.
“We need all the help we can get after all.” Tak explained.
“Will someone please call the maid?” Winslow asked.
“We should head back to Volcano Island.” Korra said.
“Already setting the coordinates.” Karai said.
A portal has appeared. The Nicktoons stepped foot inside it, heading back to Volcano Island.
“All that work and I’m back where I’m starting - it’s just like college.” Truckee said.
“Hey, um, sorry about doubting you before, Karai.” Leonardo said.
“Really, you’re not.” Karai said.
“Whoa, that’s harsh. And that’s coming from our sister.” Michelangelo said.
“I’m not your sister.” Karai said.
“Technically, you are.” Leonardo said.
“Shut up, Leo.” Karai said.
“Well, we both have Splinter as a father.” Donatello explained.
“Still I can’t believe we’re related to you. I praise to Satan that I won’t have to call you big sis.” Raphael explained.
“Well, get used to it.” Karai said.
“Old hermit crab?” Tak asked.
“You here, Shelly?” SpongeBob hollered.
“For a crab, he could at least take care of his stuff.” Bolin explained.
“Like you?” Mako asked.
“Oh no.” Jimmy said.
“What’s wrong, Jimmy?” Danny asked.
“The Wise Old Crab was crabnapped by the Excarders.” Jimmy replied.
“Yeah, looking by their ooze, it’s no surprise.” Rocko explained.
“Okay, who’s job was it to mow the lawn?” Lori asked.
“If Prince was a snail, these would be his tracks.” Luna said.
“But where did they take him?” Sheena asked.
Jimmy began to search the database on the giant monitor.
“There. In my town of Retroville. We have to go and find him.” Jimmy replied.
“I can’t wait to see Cindy again!” Timmy hollered.
“Not the reason we’re going, Turner.” Jimmy said, irritated.
“Of course it is and you know it, Nerdtron!” Timmy hollered.
“Let’s get a move on!” Jimmy hollered.
Jimmy set up a portal. The Nicktoons ran inside it, heading towards Retroville, the home of Jimmy. The portal closed afterwards.
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